Tempting...very tempting

Look at this FB status update from someone who just shat a loaf last week:

"I miss being able to sleep throughout the nite lol"

I have to sit on my hands because I am SO tempted to make a :bedmadelie type comment. I like my sleep very much, so add that to my 95821544 reasons why I'm CF.

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"I miss being able to sleep throughout the nite lol"

I fucking hate it when people spell "night" like that.

As her what the hell she was expecting.

At least she didn't use moo forum lingo and put, "STTN". It took me a LONG time to decipher that one! I'd read, "Tardlina just WON'T STTN and we have tried everything!". I hate to be the one to break it to her since new moos always seem so SURPRISED when babies exhibit baby behavior,:hs, but there's a LOT of things she's going to miss that will make "STTN" pale by comparison.

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If YOU are the "exception" to what I am saying, then why does my commentary bother you so much?
I don't hate your kids, I HATE YOU!

These women approach it like they think they're just getting the ultimate doll. Reality is a slap in the face.

This is the second loaf this one shat in the last 3 years (this is the one who keeps taking all the mooternity leave). Which is why its even more funny that's she's acting surprised. I would love to ask her what the hell she was expecting, but I'm sure I'll get the "But it's so worth it!"

At some point in time, I think it was after I turned 30, I lost all sense of tact. I would have given her a vaery sarcastic, "It'll all be worth it in the end." Heavy on the sarcasm. I would also brag about how not having kids makes me free as the wind.

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Snark Shark
"Bed Made Lie Awake All Night"

larious

When I stay up all night, it has to be for something really pleasant. :sx

So glad I'm never going to breed!!!
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juliewashere88
These women approach it like they think they're just getting the ultimate doll. Reality is a slap in the face.

Exactly. What were these women expecting?

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satansbitch
At some point in time, I think it was after I turned 30, I lost all sense of tact. I would have given her a vaery sarcastic, "It'll all be worth it in the end." Heavy on the sarcasm. I would also brag about how not having kids makes me free as the wind.

i'd totally do that too!
i can't wait to not have kids.

spread meme, not genes

to my uterus: Y U NO GET THE FUCK OUT FROM MY BODY?

I rip on the Fakebook breeders every chance I get, or did before I ditched them all myself. It's a wonder they put up with it that long. Although quite a few did unfriend me.

I won't be going to any of my class reunions either. It will just be a gathering of the popular dipshits turned breeders, and I have no thing in common with them.

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Snark Shark

"Bed Made Lie Awake All Night"

larious

When I stay up all night, it has to be for something really pleasant. :sx

So glad I'm never going to breed!!!
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That should be the only thing stealing my sleep.

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juliewashere88

These women approach it like they think they're just getting the ultimate doll. Reality is a slap in the face.

This.

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marco polo

I won't be going to any of my class reunions either. It will just be a gathering of the popular dipshits turned breeders, and I have no thing in common with them.

I have NO desire to go to class reunions. If I EVER need to see what they're 'up to', I find out via fakebook or I'd 'meet up' with the ones I can stand, and find out that way. Not be around all of them, many I CAN'T stand. Blech.

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Snark Shark
"Bed Made Lie Awake All Night"

HAHAHAHA, this one made me snot-rocket. I felt sure you'd want to know that.

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marco polo

I won't be going to any of my class reunions either. It will just be a gathering of the popular dipshits turned breeders, and I have no thing in common with them.

I have NO desire to go to class reunions. If I EVER need to see what they're 'up to', I find out via fakebook or I'd 'meet up' with the ones I can stand, and find out that way. Not be around all of them, many I CAN'T stand. Blech.

Same here. I can't imagine the people I hated at school being any more pleasent due to getting older, fatter, uglier and dragging screaming brats alongside. The odd few I did see on Farcebook for the breif period I had an account looked as though they'd succommed to LifeScript hook, line, sinker and huge purple fishing waders.