100+ Reasons To Have Children (and they're all stupid!) November 29, 2011 | Registered: 12 years ago Posts: 1,320 |
Yeah, let everyone else subsidize your choices.Quote
2. Pay less income taxes.
Because, fuck the environment.Quote
7. Disposable diapers. There. I said it.
It's all about mooQuote
8. Receive preferential treatment in grocery lines.
9. Be seated first (or last, if you prefer) on planes.
10. Park in the “stork†space at grocery stores.
It's not like adult offspring will have lives of their own or anything.Quote
18. Have someone to help you when you’re old.
To hell with whatever those grown offspring might want to do with their own lives!Quote
19. Grandkids!
Oh, yeah. They're friends aren't helping by giving hand-me-downs, you're helping by receiving hand-me-downs. Um, ingratitude much?Quote
32. Give your friends somewhere to send their kids’ hand-me-downs.
Babystalk for attention!Quote
63. Carrying a baby? Strangers will smile at you.
64. Babies are also a great conversation starter.
Worship me, for I am mom!Quote
Your own love for your child gives you a small taste of how much God loves His children.
Yep. Legally, the boss can't fire you while you're on maternity leave, having a nice, paid vacation, even if you do it every year and cost the company WAY more than you're worth.Quote
Job security: moms have it.
Breed your own slaves!Quote
84. After 10 years of children, washing dishes becomes optional.
And they call me selfish.Quote
Get special treatment on Mother’s Day.
Must be nice to have personal servants. Make kids so they can worship and serve you!Quote
94. Free or cheap manicures and pedicures. I pay a dollar.
95. Ditto for back/shoulder rubs.
And if the boss does say anything, just get knocked up again and enjoy another paid vacation.Quote
96. Perpetually late? You don’t even have to blame it on the kids. People will assume.
Breed personal slaves.Quote
99. Have your bed made for $.25/day. Maid service has never been so cheap or cheerful, and there’s no need to report payments to the IRS.
Wait until the kids are old enough to work, then enjoy what they earn.Quote
102. Kids with money ROCK! They buy their own clothes, treat you to Starbucks, and buy you unbelievable birthday/Christmas gifts.
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Statistically, no.Quote
1. Have a happier marriage.
Even the most expensive birth control on the market will cost less over someone's reproductive years than just one child will cost in 18. And then, to only have one kid, you likely will need some form of BC before and after so you only go without for 10 months or so, barring any fertility issues.Quote
35. Save money by not buying birth control.
Unless you're using some type of BC method, the word you're looking for isn't "fun," but irresponsible.Quote
36. Have s*x without worrying about pregnancy. It’s fun.
Plenty disagree.Quote
37. Ask anyone who has given birth: the pains of labor are worth it.
What planet does this idiot live on?Quote
47. Help raise the languishing birth rate.
:BSQuote
60. Improved immune system. It’s a law of nature: Moms never get sick.
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My BF sent me a link to this mess.It's not like adult offspring will have lives of their own or anything.Quote
18. Have someone to help you when you’re old.
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I counter with the following:
Top 100 reasons not to have kids (and remain childfree)
http://childfreedom.blogspot.com/2009/03/top-100-reasons-not-to-have-kids-and.html
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I hope it was as a joke and not as he's trying to talk you into having brats.
That said, that list is like throwing acid in my eyes! The stupid BUURRNSSSS!!!!
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Here's a forum of Mommies who got their panties in a twist over the 100 reasons not to have children.
http://www.justmommies.com/forums/f1551-july-2011-playroom/2198828-100-reasons-not-to-have-kids.html
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Here's a forum of Mommies who got their panties in a twist over the 100 reasons not to have children.
http://www.justmommies.com/forums/f1551-july-2011-playroom/2198828-100-reasons-not-to-have-kids.html
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Heterosexual childfree couples would disagree.Quote
1. Desiring children with the man you love is as natural as breathing.
If you didn't have a kid, you wouldn't need to do it. Basically what I get from this is this person wants an excuse to have her breasts sucked whenever she wants.Quote
3. Breastfeeding: it's not only economical, efficient, and good for the baby, but it releases hormones that relax and calm both mother and child, lulling both of you to sleep. Who wouldn't want a natural nap-inducer?
Which is why parents never break up or divorce or cheat. :BSQuote
6. A child is an unbreakable bond between husband and wife. Love breeds love. And more love. And more. There's nothing more desirable than the father of your children.
Remember folks, you're not a Real Family (TM) until you have kids.Quote
7. A couple becomes a family -- the whole becomes greater than its parts.
A variant of "a woman can have no higher achievement."Quote
30. Success is not defined only in terms of what one does for money. To succeed as a mother is beyond worldly success.
Before or after he's banished from the family bed?Quote
31. When your husband becomes the father of your children, a new man appears: fiercely loving but practical and still-logical, nurturing but fiercely strong and protective. You will fall in love with him all over again.
Oh, great. Let's breed some misogynists.Quote
32. The child to whom you give life may be the one to fight the culture of death and the notion of a brave new world.
Obviously Teresa knew nothing of gardening. But I'm not surprised that bitch would say something like that, as she saw poverty and suffering as "blessings" (as long as she wasn't the victim herself.)Quote
33. "How can there be too many children? That is like saying there are too many flowers." -- Blessed Teresa of Calcutta
:goggleQuote
34. Children whittle away your time in ways that are ultimately beneficial: they have an uncanny knack for getting rid of the meaningless hobbies that used to consume you.
It's not like kids need to eat or anything, right?Quote
40. Worried about money? What's worth more than a soul?
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