More fundie fuckery aimed at PP

I SERIOUSLY thought this was a parody!



Dontcha know? Our bodies are filthy. Sex is something to be ashamed of. Don't have sex. Don't THINK about sex. Don't touch yourself.

When you DO have sex, it should be nerve-wracking and terrifying. It should be painfully awkward. You are NOT to enjoy it.

Above all, it is for procreation ONLY. :bayybee


FUCK THE CHRISTIAN TALIBAN!!

Oh gawd. I couldn't even get into a minute of it without spitting out my Pepsi. Talk about a bunch of uptight pucker butts.

Personally, I don't get into the genital favors and food sculptures either. I think it's vulgar and would never eat a set of chocolate labia (the food, folks - FOOD eyes2 ). But I don't believe it's a conspiracy to corrupt kids, either. And I bet if you checked the closets of men like the host of the video, you'd probably discover a stash of porn, taken out at night after his only-the-missionary-position wife is asleep, watched furtively with the same screwed up "ewww" expression he displays on the video. The resultant wet dream he has is recalled with dismay and at least 15 minutes of prayer.

The more fervent these people are, the more hilarious they look. The awful thing about them is that they are now lawmakers.

:kill

"This video is no longer available due to a copyright claim by Jessica Faerman"

Who the fuck is Jessica Faerman?

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"This video is no longer available due to a copyright claim by Jessica Faerman"

Who the fuck is Jessica Faerman?

Found it.

lariouslariouslarious

Oh noes, high school teens might see lesbian women kissing each other and in tank tops! Where are my pearls so I may clutch them?

Masturbation = gateway drug = this video had to have been made by poes. Had to have been.

Heh, this is ridiulous, althouh I had a good laugh about the S.T.A.R.S thing. All I could picture is a fundie Nemisis running after a small resistance of PP employees dressed up in S.T.A.R.S uniforms while blasting down moaning fundie extremists (zombies).

this is too strange for words. i hope somebody paid michael good money to make such a spectacle of himself. and he surely didn't pick that lavender shirt..OK. i got it. this is really a joke, right?

right?

Someone stated an excellent comment on the YouTube page of that video:

This is the biggest piece of religious propaganda trash I've ever seen in my life.

Okay, I WANT that "It's Perfectly Normal" book.

I don't really get fundies who are anti-masturbation. Isn't it a good thing to do, if you must wait until you're 25 years old to get married and have sex? I grew up in a Mennonite church where pre-marital hijinks were a no-no. BUT, my parents and my youth group leader supported masturbation. They didn't go so far as giving me dick-shaped cookies (alas), but, they never told me it was wrong or sinful.

I had a sleepover for my 14th (or 15th? can't remember) birthday with a group of church and school friends, all of us virgins (and thus, champion masturbators). One of the girls took a looooong time in the bath, running water but not filling up the bathtub. When we asked her if she was getting it on with the faucet, she blushed--caught! and we all started laughing. She was a good sport, though. Had a Batpiss friend there who was disgusted with us all and told us that masturbation was ebil.

"Well, what do you do, then?" one of the girls asked her.
"You wait until you are married. Masturbating is WRONG. Boys get dreams when their sperm count gets too high and that's nature's way."
"What about girls?"
"Girls shouldn't TOUCH themselves. You have to ask God to take that desire away and save it for your husband."

ME!

"Girls shouldn't TOUCH themselves. You have to ask God to take that desire away and save it for your husband."

Well, there's a poor girl that is destined for a life of sexual frustration and unfulfillment.

Yeah law, sucks for her!! I tried looking for her on fakebook to send her a quick hello but haven't heard from her in many years. Her parents were the batpiss variety that did not allow pants, make-up, dating, etc. I knew so many kyds like that, growing up

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ME!

Whattup, Faerman? We love your video.

I can't stop LOLing at that douchebag's face in the still shot.

EWWW EWWW EWWW pussy pussy take it awaaaaaaay!!!

Gee, "Reality," the only "sponges" I see are the welfare whores spewing out dozens of unwanted (and usually abused or neglected) kids. And the only asshole I see hereabouts is you, you fundie fuckstain.

Could someone get out the Troll-B-Gone, please...? Hannigan? Crab Cake?

How about we publish the fundie fuckstain's personal information and send a copy of their post to it's employer, or better yet, it's church???

The usual crappy spelling, grammar and punctuation. This is what our tax dollars are paying for.

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Gee, "Reality," the only "sponges" I see are the welfare whores spewing out dozens of unwanted (and usually abused or neglected) kids. And the only asshole I see hereabouts is you, you fundie fuckstain.

Could someone get out the Troll-B-Gone, please...? Hannigan? Crab Cake?

Gotta love how it talks about "responsible adults" and yet all the dead children I see come from abusive and negligent parents. You know the type, the ones that scream about God and yet have children out of wedlock from premarital sex and spend so much of their welfare on demon rum and illegal (and since they are breaking the law they are committing sins) drugs.


Hypocrite much?

Most of the idiots who start spewing about theology have no clue, and very little to any sort of real study of the faith. They parrot crap fed to them by con men who are only interested in parting donations from the their wallets.

The fundy who posted this troll has no idea that the entire nature of its post is in itself full of sin and if it is really Christian it had better hit its knees and ask forgiveness. And as for slaughtering children well I've saved more in 10 minutes then any of these so called anti abortion people have in their entire lives. Hey troll Luke 6:41

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“There are three things all wise men fear: the sea in storm, a night with no moon, and the anger of a gentle man.”

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Have as much fucking sex as you want. Fuck whoever or what ever you want -- if anyone will even touch you pathetic losers. Try fucking a toaster in a bathtub, I hear its really good, but PAY FOR YOUR SEX AND THE CONSEQUENCES OF YOUR "CHOICES" yourselves you fucking degenerate loser socialal SPONGES. Get preganant, kill your baby if you insist on it you irresponsible fucking leeches, but if you are going to fuck, if you are going to slaughter your own children so that you dont have to be RESPONSIBLE ADULTS -- then dont even THINK of asking other people to pay for it, you fucking scum or the earth, parasites. Pay for your OWN condoms, your OWN pills, your OWN abortions, America is DONE paying YOUR bills. If anyone should have been aborted, it should have been you people. Fucking parasites!

Considering that most of us CFers get stuck paying the bill for just about everything for breeders, you need to look up the definition of "social sponge" and "responsible adult" and realize that you are just a fucking welfare leech who has never had to take any responsibility for anything in your life because everyone else always gets stuck paying for your choices. I also find it funny that "america" is done paying for stuff that it doesn't pay for but you have no problem expecting and demanding every cent that you and the rest of the lowing masses too stupid to figure out how to use birth control think that you are "owed" because you have shat out a kid or 20. Please go fuck yourself with a rusty chainsaw.

Some Comcast account out of Bellevue, Washington. Maybe its a gluten free girl leghumper!

More than likely its a Fox News watching angry short guy who jerks off into undershirts

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"[GFG's pregnancy is] kind of like at the stables where that one dumb, ugly-ass mare broke out of her corral one day and got herself screwed by the equally fugly colt that was due to be gelded the same afternoon."- Shiny

I watched that video and then I went to PP website and looked at it. I like PP website for teens because it explains about the human body in a non-judgemental way that teens can relate to, especially if they have parents like that nut job in the video.

That video is the biggest piece of trash I've ever seen. Do they really expect people to take that video seriously?? :crz

Hi, Jess. Who is, may I ask, Tim Schapker? Thanks.

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RealityCheck
Have as much fucking sex as you want. Fuck whoever or what ever you want -- if anyone will even touch you pathetic losers. Try fucking a toaster in a bathtub, I hear its really good, but PAY FOR YOUR SEX AND THE CONSEQUENCES OF YOUR "CHOICES" yourselves you fucking degenerate loser socialal SPONGES. Get preganant, kill your baby if you insist on it you irresponsible fucking leeches, but if you are going to fuck, if you are going to slaughter your own children so that you dont have to be RESPONSIBLE ADULTS -- then dont even THINK of asking other people to pay for it, you fucking scum or the earth, parasites. Pay for your OWN condoms, your OWN pills, your OWN abortions, America is DONE paying YOUR bills. If anyone should have been aborted, it should have been you people. Fucking parasites!

:yeah

Yet another "baby as punishment for sluts having sex" type - while at the same time they're supposed to be considered blessings, I'm sure.

I like Amanda Marcotte's latest observation that the fundy anti-sex losers are almost entirely males and that most of them have little to no experience with sex. They don't play the game but they want to make the rules for everyone else.

What a prig.

Wanna bet Trollbag McFuckface has kids that he gets all kinds of public assistance and tax credits for?