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Anonymous User
CF Pic of the Day. :smug
June 13, 2012
BIAAATCH!


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Dorisan
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June 13, 2012
waving hellolarious
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Zzelda
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June 13, 2012
The Tragically Infertile would be weeping copiously over this!

And, of course, planning a funeral for the sex lube BAYBEE they tragically passed.

THE HORROR!

grinning smiley
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Anonymous User
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June 14, 2012

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nobodylikesyourkidbutyou
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June 14, 2012
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tropical beach bum
BIAAATCH!

waving hellolarious

Love it! I've never seen that one before.
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thom_c
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June 14, 2012


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“There are three things all wise men fear: the sea in storm, a night with no moon, and the anger of a gentle man.”
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toomanybrats
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June 14, 2012
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thom_c


SWEEEEEEEEEET!!
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Anonymous User
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June 14, 2012
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fade_to_pale


:hs BASTAAADS!!!!
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Anonymous User
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June 14, 2012
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thom_c

Dude! That's some Mad Max, Book of Eli Shit!

:hardcore
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Anonymous User
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June 15, 2012
In case anyone needed yet another reason to be CF...



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t.
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June 15, 2012
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miss mmr
In case anyone needed yet another reason to be CF...

OMG.
Never ever ever.
(Never)

This is a whole post of a blogger I follow, with pictures.
Worth.It.

Vaginal Tears (Oh, Yes. The Joy of Childbirth)
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cassia
Re: CF Pic of the Day. :smug
June 15, 2012
ATTENTION: PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT
Do not click on that link while eating, or if you want to eat in the near future.

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t.
[This is a whole post of a blogger I follow, with pictures.
Worth.It.

Vaginal Tears (Oh, Yes. The Joy of Childbirth)
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t.
Re: CF Pic of the Day. :smug
June 15, 2012
Hey, I named it "Vaginal Tear, the Joy of Childbirth"! I don't think you can be more explicit than that!
:biggrin2

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cassia
ATTENTION: PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT
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t.
[This is a whole post of a blogger I follow, with pictures.
Worth.It.

Vaginal Tears (Oh, Yes. The Joy of Childbirth)
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catharsist
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June 18, 2012
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t.
Hey, I named it "Vaginal Tear, the Joy of Childbirth"! I don't think you can be more explicit than that!
:biggrin2

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cassia
ATTENTION: PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT
Do not click on that link while eating, or if you want to eat in the near future.

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t.
[This is a whole post of a blogger I follow, with pictures.
Worth.It.

Vaginal Tears (Oh, Yes. The Joy of Childbirth)

I am so happy that I didn't eat before seeing that last picture... Horrible.

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So.. We know that food and water are running out, with overpopulation and all... Yet people keep on poppin' out those babies! I guess they want to have their baby and eat it too...

My top reason is that parenting gives you a free license to be selfish based purely on the fact that you're being selfish for an emanation of your own self. The illusion that what you do to benefit your children benefits them solely is a fallacy. Every parent benefits from the benefits that their children receive. Henceforth, it gives one a license to perpetuate a dog-eat-dog mentality that I perceive to be amoral. Parents say that their children are their greatest loves, what they forget to add is that they are their ONLY loves and only because their children are a reflection of themselves. I prefer to be able to love multiple people and have lasting relationships of many types and possess the essential core value of empathy for all than to restrict myself to an echo chamber of ego-masturbation and self-serving chicanery.

In short: Not parenting makes you a better person.
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t.
Re: CF Pic of the Day. :smug
June 18, 2012
I agree, last picture is scaring.

Never ever EVER.
(Never)
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mumofsixbirds
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June 20, 2012
I first read it as "Vaginal Tears of Joy"....I thought, now what? Their vaginas are weeping with joy over sluicing the loaf? bouncing and laughing
I guess the vaginas are weeping alright, but not tears....hence the need for XXXXL black cotton panties.
Breeders will eventually come up with this one...instead of claiming it's a new vaginabutthole.
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Anonymous User
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June 20, 2012
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catharsist
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t.
Hey, I named it "Vaginal Tear, the Joy of Childbirth"! I don't think you can be more explicit than that!
:biggrin2

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cassia
ATTENTION: PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT
Do not click on that link while eating, or if you want to eat in the near future.

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t.
[This is a whole post of a blogger I follow, with pictures.
Worth.It.

Vaginal Tears (Oh, Yes. The Joy of Childbirth)

I *was* eating oatmeal. Now I feel...sick, and like checking the strings on my IUD.
I am so happy that I didn't eat before seeing that last picture... Horrible.
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Anonymous User
Re: CF Pic of the Day. :smug
June 20, 2012
If this is pretty common, why don't most of these cows get a c-section? I think if they are that concerned about the scar.... They can get it lasered off later. Besides as gross as their bodies tend to get anyway, it isn't as if they will be in a bikini anytime soon.
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michaela
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June 20, 2012
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jessikitty
If this is pretty common, why don't most of these cows get a c-section? I think if they are that concerned about the scar.... They can get it lasered off later. Besides as gross as their bodies tend to get anyway, it isn't as if they will be in a bikini anytime soon.

Because they can't martyr themselves and compete.
Moo 1: "I had a vaginal birth!"
Moo 2:"Well, I was in labor for three days!"
1:"Well, I did it without drugs!"
2: "Well, I did it in a kiddie pool!"
1: "Well, I orgasmed!"
2: "Well, I painted the house afterward!"
1: "Well, I did it with a hand mirror and a pair of egg tongs!"
2: "Well, I tore all the way through my asshole!"
Moo 3: "I had a C-section."
1 & 2: "GASP! You monster! What kind of woman are you? You aren't moooooo enough! Argle blarge moo moo moooooooooooo!"

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michaela

"A child will make two dishes at an entertainment for friends, and when the family dines alone, the fore or hind quarter will make a reasonable dish, and seasoned with a little pepper or salt, will be very good boiled on the fourth day, especially in winter." -Jonathan Swift, A Modest Proposal
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t.
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June 21, 2012
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michaela
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jessikitty
If this is pretty common, why don't most of these cows get a c-section? I think if they are that concerned about the scar.... They can get it lasered off later. Besides as gross as their bodies tend to get anyway, it isn't as if they will be in a bikini anytime soon.

Because they can't martyr themselves and compete.
Moo 1: "I had a vaginal birth!"
Moo 2:"Well, I was in labor for three days!"
1:"Well, I did it without drugs!"
2: "Well, I did it in a kiddie pool!"
1: "Well, I orgasmed!"
2: "Well, I painted the house afterward!"
1: "Well, I did it with a hand mirror and a pair of egg tongs!"
2: "Well, I tore all the way through my asshole!"
Moo 3: "I had a C-section."
1 & 2: "GASP! You monster! What kind of woman are you? You aren't moooooo enough! Argle blarge moo moo moooooooooooo!"

Some tearing is common, but a 4th degree is not so much, even if I don't think there are statistic...

lol, and Mic nailed it!
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Anonymous User
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June 21, 2012
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t.
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michaela
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jessikitty
If this is pretty common, why don't most of these cows get a c-section? I think if they are that concerned about the scar.... They can get it lasered off later. Besides as gross as their bodies tend to get anyway, it isn't as if they will be in a bikini anytime soon.

Because they can't martyr themselves and compete.
Moo 1: "I had a vaginal birth!"
Moo 2:"Well, I was in labor for three days!"
1:"Well, I did it without drugs!"
2: "Well, I did it in a kiddie pool!"
1: "Well, I orgasmed!"
2: "Well, I painted the house afterward!"
1: "Well, I did it with a hand mirror and a pair of egg tongs!"
2: "Well, I tore all the way through my asshole!"
Moo 3: "I had a C-section."
1 & 2: "GASP! You monster! What kind of woman are you? You aren't moooooo enough! Argle blarge moo moo moooooooooooo!"

Some tearing is common, but a 4th degree is not so much, even if I don't think there are statistic...

lol, and Mic nailed it!


That is just ridiculous. Maybe I can't say this because I have never been in the position. I have no tolerance for pain. I really don't. I am a big sissy. With that said, I don't give a shit what a bunch of other preggo bitches think. If I was in the unfortunate position of having to give birth... trying to impress a bunch of lame friends or morons on a mom forum would be the last thing on my mind. Losers.
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t.
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June 22, 2012
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Snark Shark
"1: "Well, I did it with a hand mirror and a pair of egg tongs!""

"Is that why you named your kyd 'Scramble'?"


AHAHAHAHAHAH Snark... marry me XD

Jessy, you are smart, those idiots aren't tongue sticking out smiley
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cosmictraveler
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July 01, 2012
Thought this one was pretty cool and wanted to share! grinning smiley


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Ketchup
Re: CF Pic of the Day. :smug
July 01, 2012
^^ I love it!! waving hellolarious
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