Duhd Camp: I'm going to be Childfree for a week! :errorr

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Duhd Camp lying through his teeth once again
(My comments in bold.)

I slept in until just after 8 this morning.

To me, anyway, that’s sleeping in.

Yesterday was a long 20 hour day that included a flight to Vancouver that had me getting up before 5a, and returning back past midnight of the same day. It wasn’t a long lie in, but one I appreciated – until the kids woke me up.

Awww....poor, poor Buzzy... :bedmadelie :Violin

Usually I wake up at 2am, with a foot in my face after Charlie has screamed his way into our bed in the middle of the night. If I escape the foot and scream, then I can’t sleep past 7 because of the sound of Zacharie tugging at our sheets and asking to play downstairs. This time, however it was 8. And it wasn’t my kids that woke me, it was the neighbours’.

If you're not bitching about one thing, you're bitching about another. Shut the fuck up, already!

For 6 days my wife and I are living ‘the child free life’ as our children are with their grandparents in Vancouver.
While Jen says she has been on the verge of tears and is emotional for the past 24hrs she has been without the boys, I’ve started by relishing the time.

Wait, didn't you have a post bitching about parents who don't feel guilty spending time away from their hellspawn, while you played Martyr Duh as usual? And NOW you're enjoying time away from your twat demons? Please make up your mind, dumbass! eyes2

I walked down the stairs to the smell of fresh coffee. And quiet. If quiet had a smell, it would smell like coffee. I poured a cup, and went out to sit on the back porch. There were no cartoons blaring, no people to encourage to eat breakfast. Just quiet. And coffee.

I enjoy the smell of fresh coffee with a side of silence too, Buzzkill...every day!

We sat on the back deck sipping in the morning sun, and leisurely pondering the day. “Let’s go for brunch,” she said. “We never go for brunch.”

Awww...I feel so much sympathy for these cretins, don't you guys? :Violin :bawl

And so, at 9a, we will start the process of showering and getting ready, and going about our first day in the child-free life.

And so, starting at 9 AM, we will find a nice house, in a neighborhood with a school, move in, and allow ourselves to be called squatters by a moronic daddy blogger who does not even know the real definition of the word!

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aliceblue
Hope that they sent the spawn with a bottle of bleach to clean up after the one that pees in the shower. Imagine having to be alone with that idiot for a week? I think that I'd prefer the kids - them I can lock in their rooms, or, even better, out of the house.

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efsb
Oh well, you’ll just run off to Scotland again or wherever else your Team Diabetes stuff takes you when it gets to be too much.

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bell_flower
Didn't his wife just shit the last one about a month ago? Already wanting to get rid of them?

Sucks to be dud.

Aren't freshly-shat loaves supposed to stay home for a while, lest they get sick?

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popcornculturejunkie
Anyone up for re-educating the retard?

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Dorisan

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popcornculturejunkie
Anyone up for re-educating the retard?

Not really.

It's kind of amazing, the childish behavior that parents take on. I bet if someone insisted that he wasn't childfree, he'd get mulish and obstinate, saying "I AM SO! And I'll use that word if I want to. You can't stop me! childfreechildfreechildfreechildfreechildfreechildfreechildfreechildfree! So there! :::sticks out tongue. "

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milenascarlet
Go cut yourself in a shark tank, you f*cking hypocrite!!

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coco_uk

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milenascarlet
Go cut yourself in a shark tank, you f*cking hypocrite!!

Snarkie Sharkie, you're wanted!

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thom_c

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coco_uk

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milenascarlet
Go cut yourself in a shark tank, you f*cking hypocrite!!

Snarkie Sharkie, you're wanted!

Careful, we don't want sharkie to get an upset stomach. This bag of rancid stupidity might make Shark ill. The last thing we need is a sick shark! :goggle