Facebook Meme: How to spot a father of young children:rolleyes2

For those who don't want to click, it's a comic depicting a new dad, complete with snot stains, 5 o'clock shadow, wrinkled clothes and whatnot. Child-free men for me, please!

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Smile on face because being a Dad is the most awesome thing ever?

BZZZT! WRONG!

Here - let me fix that ~

Desperate LEER on face when he spots a fab CF woman. Would also include: Indent in crotch from where CF woman kicked him.

Aww, that's so cute. Where's the "stench of regret" and "missing testicles"?

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"[GFG's pregnancy is] kind of like at the stables where that one dumb, ugly-ass mare broke out of her corral one day and got herself screwed by the equally fugly colt that was due to be gelded the same afternoon."- Shiny