Sure, just whip it out in Walmart. And other parents of the year.

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CUTE kitties!!

sharks don't eat cute kitties... do you?

Cats are disinclined to enter water, and sharks don't like to go on land, so Snark will have to feed on free-range toadlers instead.

They feed on me, too. I went to the beach last Tuesday and something chomped on my foot, leaving several bloody cuts. Bad shark, BAD!

Anywho, more adorable, non-human tit-feeding.

Well you try holding a bottle with hooves

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Well you try holding a bottle with hooves

I wouldn't know. You might try asking GFG. I'm sure putting ketchup on her gluten-free burgers is a real challenge.

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Well you try holding a bottle with hooves

I wouldn't know. You might try asking GFG. I'm sure putting ketchup on her gluten-free burgers is a real challenge.

ZING!

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Well you try holding a bottle with hooves

I wouldn't know. You might try asking GFG. I'm sure putting ketchup on her gluten-free burgers is a real challenge.

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I think you're confusing the ketchup vat for the bowl of open lard.

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I think you're confusing the ketchup vat for the bowl of open lard.

I thought she used THAT for hair styling!

Don't be silly, that's where the lard COMES FROM.

Oh dear. I think I'm going to make myself sick.

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I think you're confusing the ketchup vat for the bowl of open lard.

I thought she used THAT for hair styling!

Don't be silly, that's where the lard COMES FROM.

Oh dear. I think I'm going to make myself sick.

larious

No, the lard comes from her BUTT CRACK.

I love you, guys lariouslariouslarious

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split its head open if it doesn't latch well enough.

Bleurgh, that word "latch" turns my stomach.

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split its head open if it doesn't latch well enough.

Bleurgh, that word "latch" turns my stomach.

it IS what LEECHES do.

maybe we should call them LATCHERS.

"yup, another MOO with a gross LATCHER stuck to her UDDER."

I think the word is gross, too, and I couldn't write it without envisioning our previous thread on the subject (there's another one from about the same time where I tossed in some pictures of a lamprey; no time to search for it now). Seriously, that kid will have to either use its teeth or generate enough suction to (fill in your metaphor here) to support its entire body weight through the mouth.

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Caution: Darwin at play

Or Grandma doing some wishful thinking ("honestly, I just turned for a sec to pick up some Geritol .. next thing you know the bag is there and poor Smegmala was turning blue")

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This is the only breastfeeding that I care to see

Me too!

I used to work at a gelato shop in AZ 4 years ago - anyways, one day a cow comes in, overweight, wearing a tank top (what else?!) and was breast feeding (NOT discreetly, either!) her grommet as she gave me her gelato order. I quickly scooped it for her, handed her the cup, and directed her to the cash register. I almost threw up in the gelato bin. These people have no class.