Let's see what goodies we've got this time around, and boy are there some doozies this month.
:smn Moo asks if she should discuss her PPD with her kids
(her oldest ones). Sure, let them know you're depressed because of them. Judging by her story, though, it sounds like just general depression with maybe a side of buyer's remorse. Duh is upset because their most recent mistake is a she-brat and then became very tight-fisted with the household funds. New loaf is "high energy" and doesn't sleep much and is allegedly sensitive to egg, soy and dairy
(which I assume mean it screams bloody murder all the time), 4-year-old he-brat has ODD, home-schools them all, and two stepshits from Duh's former babymomma
(both girls, which is most likely why he wanted a goldenpenis Of Our OwnTM). Duh also does not have his sow's back because he doesn't believe in PPD. Talk about a shitwreck in the middle of the Pashittic Ocean. I'd be considering suicide.
http://www.mothering.com/community/t/1398975/should-i-talk-to-my-kids-about-ppd/0_30 There is allegedly a condition called D-mer, which causes icky aversion feelings while boobfeeding toddlers or any child older than a baby. Most of these Moos talk about wanting to continue titfeeding their toddlers despite the fact it sickens them. Too bad more Moos didn't get this - we'd have far fewer kids sucking on the tit while getting their first periods or pubic hairs.
http://www.mothering.com/community/t/1396445/horrible-creepy-feeling-while-nursing/0_30:gross 4-month-old loaf has allergic reactions to every fucking thing Moo eats and feeds to loaf via boob juice. Loaf is even allergic to infant probiotics. Won't suck on a bottle. I'm wondering if it would be more humane to just let nature take its course with this thing. What kind of a future does such a sickly child have?
http://www.mothering.com/community/t/1394152/multiple-and-many-food-protein-intolerances-in-an-exclusively-breastfed-baby/0_30r Elimination communication Moo is "training" her loaf by doing things like holding her hand under loaf's ass while it pisses and Moo makes a "psssss" noise. Is frustrated over the fact the loaf does not provide the proper "signals" before it pisses or shits. I wonder what their house smells like.
http://www.mothering.com/community/t/1400119/frustrated/0_30 Moo seems to still live with her own parents, and does elimination communication with her six-month-old. Kept missing the kid's piss and shit and it proceeded to do so on the carpet, which made Meemaw not too happy. Ugh, can you imagine letting someone stay in your house out of the goodness of your heart and they thank you by letting their kids shit all over the carpet? But later on, Moo says they use cloth diapers. So why the fuck do they let their bastard shit and piss free-range like an animal? If Moo wants to shit up her own house or car (if she has her own), then fine. But at least put the little freak in a shitrag in other people's homes or when going out. No one has to see your cunt-dragon shitting in the sink.
http://www.mothering.com/community/t/1397883/starting-to-do-ec-while-out-about-tips-please/0_30:sx Moo asks if cosleeping messes with fertility. I could only wish; it might stop some of these heifers from serial breeding. Several Moos discuss that subsequent loaves born after the first one were all conceived while cosleeping. One Moo has conceived SEVEN times while cosleeping with a loaf or toddler. Yum. Why is this not considered child abuse? I question the sanity of anyone who can get hard or wet and proceed to orgasm with their own child beside, on, or under them.
http://www.mothering.com/community/t/1399439/does-co-sleeping-affect-fertility/0_30:dindin Stupid lazy teen brat lets food rot in her backpack when Mommy and Daddy don't give her lunch money and send her off with a packed lunch. Teen is also a type I diabetic, so her going all day long without eating because bawwwww she's too scawwed to let her fwiends see her horfing a ham sandwich and string cheese instead of fish sticks and mac-n-cheese can't be good for her health. Moo asks for "logical" consequences for this behavior. I say let the wasteful little cunt get sick, or deny her dinner for a night since she has such a problem with home food. Suddenly those moldy apples and sandwiches might seem awfully good. If she can't be arsed to be responsible for her own sick ass, then she needs a hard dose of reality and what happens when you don't learn to properly deal with your health.
http://www.mothering.com/community/t/1399825/logical-consequences-for-this-situation-help:iws Dumbshit Moo fucks with immature moron and has his child, and Duh gets the daughter every weekend. He claims to be bipolar and tells his daughter things like her mother doesn't love her, and the girl doesn't gt bathed at all while with Duh. Duh's new pussy tells the daughter that she talks funny and the other kids will make fun of her in school,and has told Moo that the two of them (as in Moo and new girlfriend) should work on the daughter's speech impediment, which Moo claims is nonexistent. Duh is also a felon. I'd like to know what judge decided it would be a good idea for the Duh to have visitation rights.
http://www.mothering.com/community/t/1399436/father-of-child-acts-immature:Violin Assload of single Moos whining about why single Moohood sucks. Well maybe if you chose your sperm donors with more than a fraction of a second of thought (or the choice to breed at all), you wouldn't be so fucking miserable. The most common complaints are being broke, no adult company, not being able to sleep in or have a break, and no one giving a fuck when you're sick and still have to wrangle your screaming bastard(s).
http://www.mothering.com/community/t/226606/things-that-suck-about-being-a-single-parent What do you do when someone else's gently disciplined brat hits you? I say hit them back and when the Mama Bear Claws
TM come out, say you have Assburgers and Oppositional Defiant Disorder. Not so cyoote when it's an adult, is it?
http://www.mothering.com/community/t/1399988/dealing-with-other-peoples-out-of-control-children