I'm sure many of you have heard of the concept of 'suicide by cop' -- whereby some criminal with nothing left to lose will threaten a cop at close range just so he can die quickly and not face charges for all their monumental fuck-ups.
Well, now, there's apparently 'parenting by cop'. Here's a lovely story about some mawm who couldn't get her precious angle to attend middle school, so she called the police to 'encourage' the little spud.
http://www.wtsp.com/story/news/weird/2014/09/06/st-augustine-teen-refuses-to-go-to-school-arrested/15190307/
Parunting these days, it's just sooooo haaaard. (buttotallyworthit)
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