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kidlesskim
5-Chop chop
"During potty training my 2-year-old son would hide and go number two in unusual places. One time, I found him underneath the dining room table, naked, cutting up his poop into little pieces with a butter knife." HOW revolting.
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rudeawakening
There has to be something wrong with kyds who play with or (shudder) EAT their feces. There's a reason normal humans avoid shit—it makes us SICK. Something must be wired wrong in these kyds...I don't know why else they wouldn't be repulsed by it.
But look what we're missing out on, right?!? eyes2
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That's all the proof needed to tell that the world is in a downward spin. Can you imagine what these "special" children are going to be like as adults if they make it? I think I'm going to start stockpiling food and other essentials.
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4-Nice neighbors!
"Early on during potty training, my son stopped and dropped a load on the neighbor's front lawn as we were walking from the car to my house. Luckily I did not really like those neighbors anyway."
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kidlesskim
3-Lock it in
"My son took his diaper off one morning and started using the potty. One day he decided to go in the bathroom without me. He shut and locked the door! There were no locksmiths available right away, so I called the fire department. Six firemen showed up to unlock the door. My son was inside happily playing with his pants down, the sink going, and the shower running. He had used the potty though!" God, another NOT potty training story, rather a common example of unsafe parenting skills. WHO has a bathroom door that locks from the inside when a toddler is around? It's a wonder the kid didn't drown in the toilet or something.
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kidlesskim
5-Chop chop
"During potty training my 2-year-old son would hide and go number two in unusual places. One time, I found him underneath the dining room table, naked, cutting up his poop into little pieces with a butter knife." HOW revolting.
I really hope this didn't actually happen. It sounds like a scene in a horror movie.
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Cambion
When I was a kid, I don't remember even the most fucked-up tards eating their own shit. This is behavior I just genuinely cannot fathom, especially since it seems to be happening on a large scale, to the point where it's fairly commonplace now. Two big questions come to mind: first, how can a kid eat shit and not immediately spit it out? One of these rotten little bastards will heave up half-chewed bananas for some bullshit tard reason like sensory issues, but they'll happily chew and swallow shit? How does it not taste bad? The scat porn market is going to be flooded in about two decades.
Second, how do these filthy little monsters not get deathly sick from consuming shit? Even an adult with a good or normal immune system can fall severely ill from getting a shit particle in the mouth, either from their own hands or someone elses. Meanwhile, kids shovel shit into their face holes by the handful and don't get so much as a cramp.
How's that work? Kids have awful immune systems, especially with the combined factors of premature birth and being bathed in hand sanitizer all the time. How is it that today's kids - who are sicker than ever before - somehow don't get sick from eating excrement? Even when they aren't chowing down on it intentionally, there will be shit residue on hands and clothes and under fingernails that will inevitably wind up in the brats' mouths because they constantly have their grimy mitts in their pieholes.
These are not potty training stories - they're disgusting shit fetish stories. What in the fuck is wrong with kids now that shit smearing, shit eating and general playing with shit has become so normal? I never did any of this crap (no pun intended) as a child, even when I was being potty-trained. I never remember playing with my own turds as a kid, and if I got anything on my hands after using the toilet, I wanted to wash it off because it was gross and it smelled bad. Are kids just born without a sense of smell or taste now? This is a frightening behavioral trend because, in another 15 or so years, these same turd-munchers are going to be bagging our groceries and making our burgers with the same shit-encrusted hands. I don't know if any of them will outgrow their scat habits.