Guy on theonion.com realizes he just ruined his life

http://www.theonion.com/article/reality-fatherhood-never-truly-dawned-man-until-he-54500

Financially...and it is only starting

Think this is a parody LOVE that they chose this as an article. Poking fun of people shocked by the expense of parenthood that a 5 minute search on the internet would prove. LOL.