I'm not a guy, but some of these struck a chord with me...and most of them sound like things my husband would not be willing to do.
6. Do not name your baby after cities, geographical points of interest, features of the solar system, seasons, plants, animals, or current television stars.
I wish more people took this advice.
9. Baby gas is lessened with a good nipple connection during feeding, which decreases air intake.
I'm glad my husband doesn't want to share my breasts with anyone else.
20. Teach by example.
If people are going to reproduce, the least they can do is set a good example for their spawn.
23. The first time you change your son's diaper and he pees all over you is not an accident. It's foreshadowing.
Ew...one of our hamsters hasn't quite figured out that he's supposed to pee in the corner, not on his wheel...scrubbing that twice a week is gross enough, thank you very much.
29. It never hurts to videotape the baby-sitter.
Especially if she's hot.
Ew again...I don't feel sorry for horny duhs whose wives no longer have sex with them.
37. NOW, more than ever, don't move into a place without laundry facilities.
We don't have laundry facilities, and so have to chuck our stuff in the car and take it across town to a laundromat once a week...it's annoying, but we can deal.
44. Lock or no, please knock before entering, as the disruption of a youth who is spanking his monkey will be twice as traumatic for you as it is for him.
I have no words.
47. Unfortunately, those books that say motherhood makes women desire more sex are referring to women who are not your wife.
Stupid pathetic horny duhs.
50. Price of a college education for a baby born in 1999: $200,000.
I'm glad that scholarships, graduate assistantships, and (relatively) few student loans have paid for my schooling up until this point...I would hate to be a huge burden on my folks.
58. It's never too early to begin reading to children.
Literacy is important.
Other thoughts on this thought-provoking list?