What a great job at pahrunting! Having kyds really does make you a better person! And here I am, silly me, shuffling along childfree and happy, earning a salary, working every day, when I could easily shit out a loaf, teach it to be retarded and live off the government!
Imagine the values those kids now have through Miss Rosie's exemplary pahrunting skills? No father was mentioned, either. No surprise.
Furthermore, she taught her kids to be retarded. She should be thanking her lucky starts they really AREN'T retarded. Sure, for her in this case, it's a convenience. In real life, I can't imagine having a retarded child would be all that convenient.
Weren't there any doctors involved in determining the officialness of the kids retardation? How did she get away with this for so long? I have a 42 year old retarded cousin who has to jump through hoops - yearly - with exams and tests to make sure she really IS STILL retarded and that she is incapable of doing more than 15 hours a week as a grocery store bagger, in order to get her social security benefits. Unreal.