I feel for you...

I'm sorry I feel your pain completely. I hail from a white trash family also and am trying to figure out how to invite/not invite some of them to my wedding this fall. Between my obese-autistic 12 year old cousin who gives tittie twisters and punches at random (on his good days) or my schizophrenic aunt who sees ghosts....I just don't know how I'm going to get through the day. Did I mention that they are all either overweight, or alchoholics too? *Sigh* I hope it was entertaining at least for you and your wife. I'm going to try to find the humor in it - if I can. I know you are supposed to not stress and make the best of your wedding. I just know I'm going to be singing Monty Python's "Brighter Side of Life" all day.

I am so sorry everyone. I cannot get the hang of this message board. I am smart, really I promise! I meant to post this as a reply. WHAT A DORK!

Perhaps that could be the song you exit the ceremony to?