CJ Wrote:
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> Love the sneaker mules, BTW. What is the point of
> those anyway? : P
LAZINESS! Because when you're child-burdened, putting on REAL shoes is tooooo haaaaaarrrrrd!
There's one stereotypical SAHMoo who lives just down the street from us. She bugs the hell out of me with her fuzzy, frumpy mom-do, mom-jeans (even worse, in summer mom-jean-shorts, those horrid Chic things that make her ass look even bigger), and those damn mule sneakers, in WHITE, of course! As an added bonus, she always wears color-coordinated T-shirts and socks, which is especially horrifying when she's wearing the Chic mom-jean-shorts. Purple T-shirt, purple socks. Bright pink T-shirt, bright pink socks. Looks soooo attractive with those white mule sneakers. I bet hubby spends looooong hours "working late" rather than come home to that.
As a topper to all this, there was a house fire across the street from us a couple years ago. The firefighters naturally had firehoses strung everywhere, with red cones set up near them. Most people know you're not supposed to DRIVE over firehoses. Well, White Mule Sneaker Moo apparently thinks this doesn't apply to her, because I saw her drive right between the cones and over the firehose! The firemen were yelling at her. I'm sure her excuse would've been "But I have chiiilllldrunnn at home." Then park the damn car and WALK in your white mule sneakers the 1/2 block to your house!!