2255 Brain Free Gurl

Oh, her fine food blog will quickly turn into reviews of chicken tenders, mozzarella stix, mac N cheese, and which teething cookie does the best job or BAYBEE.

It's a shame when a once-with-it person takes the plunge into hell and shits their brain out their ass. She's not even a pahrunt yet and she's already brain-dead.

I can see it now, she's going to be one of these people who have the kid then realize it's not all flowers and candy and will wonder what she did to her perfectly good life.

Yesssss....taking the stroll down Regrets Road, taking a left turn on Envy Avenue and ending up on Strife Street. The map of breederdom coming to a life near yours.

Run.