a Kid remote LOL

http://www.random-good-stuff.com/shop/?p=197


Additional Information: Parents, do you ever find it difficult to cope with your little tear-aways running riot around your feet. Do you wish you could assert more control over them without the need to raise your voice or belt. Now there is another method you might just like.

The Control-a-Kid remote has all the functions you will need to help keep those little monsters under control. Functions like stop sulking or tantrums, eat greens to do homework and more. What is even better is that this remote does not use batteries, but is powered by positive thinking. This way you wont lose control until they fly the nest, Nice!

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Lord, what fools these mortals be!
- A Midsummer Night’s Dream, Act III, Scene ii

Voltaire said: "Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities."

H.L.Mencken wrote:"The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.”

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. Albert Einstein

My idea of a good kid remote is a sniper rifle with a scope. Quick results and very accurate.