other celebs strange names

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1. With which school item does Woody Allens son share his name?
a) Ruler b) Chalk c) Satchel

2. With which EU country does Kim Basingers daughter share her name?
a) Ireland b) Estonia c) Malta

3. After which bedroom item did pop legend Michael Jackson name his third child?
a) Blanket b) Pillow c) Divan

4. Which cereal-like name did Courtney Cox-Arquette give to her daughter?
a) Coco b) Muesli c) Kellogg

5. What did the movie star couple Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes call their baby daughter?
a) Suri b) Puree c) Toupe

6. Forest Whitaker, who played Idi Amin in The Last King Of Scotland, gave his daughter which first name (rivalling his own on the peculiarity stakes)?
a) Limerick Nikki b) Hannah Noah c) Sonnet Noel

7. After what virtue did popstar Cher christen her daughter?
a) Chastity b) Patience c) Honesty

8. After which English poet did Gladiator star Russell Crowe call his son?
a) Byron b) Tennyson c) Auden

9. Gwyneth Paltrow and her husband, Coldplays Chris Martin, gave their son which biblical name?
a) Malachi b) Micah c) Moses

10. Geri Halliwell named her first daughter after what flower?
a) Marigold b) Bluebell c) Venus Fly-Trap

11. Duran Duran front man Simon Le Bons daughter shares her name with an Indian cookery ingredient and a desert - which?
a) Saffron Sahara b) Tamarind Gobi c) Masala Mojave

12. What name did X-Files actress Gillian Anderson bless her daughter with?
a) Maris Piper b) Piper Maru c) Pied Piper

13. Which one of these was NOT one of Sixties rocker Frank Zappas children?
a) Moon Unit b) Diva Thin Muffin Pigeon c) Lumpy Gravy

>14. Sylvester Stallone gave his daughter which mystical sounding name?
a) Jinx Silverspoon b) Sage Moonblood c) Luna Fairywand

15. After which Beatle did Oasis front man Liam Gallagher name his son?
a) Harrison b) Starr c) Lennon

16. My Name is Earl actor Jason Lee gave his son which rather less than ordinary name?
a) Jet Engine b) Helikopter Blade c) Pilot Inspektor

17. What colourful name did John Travolta give his daughter?
a) Ella Blue b) Aqua Marine c) Gracie Grey

18. Which single letter is the sixth Christian name of Bono's third child, a son?
a) X b) Q c) K

19. David Bowie (who called himself Ziggy Stardust) christened his son with which rhythmical name?
a) Howie Bowie b) Zowie Bowie c) Chowie Bowie

20. What name did Clint Eastwood give his first child, a daughter?
a) Timber b) Limber c) Kimber

21. Michael J. Fox named his daughter after which Massachusetts town?
a) Chicopee b) Boston c) Aquinnah

22. After which literary heartthrob did Victoria and David Beckham name their middle child?
a) Don Juan b) Casanova c) Romeo

23. With which capital city does comedy actor and screenwriter Dan Aykroyd's daughter share her name?
a) Belle Kabul b) Belle Kingston c) Belle Kuala Lumpar

24. Which not so simple name did Simply Red front man Mick Hucknall choose for his daughter?
a) Romy True b) Venice Blue c) Napoli Rue

25. Which sweetly exotic name did Bob Geldof give his second daughter?
a) Peaches b) Pomegranates c) Pineapples

26. Icelandic pop-star Bjork is famed for her eccentricity, so guess what she called her son?
a) Shinpad b) Spindley c) Sindri

27. Val Kilmer put his daughter in the fast lane by naming her after which high-powered car?
a) Porsche b) Mercedes c) Jaguar

28. Which celestial title did Paula Yates and Michael Hutchence bestow upon their daughter?
a) Divinity Dalia b) Sacred Savannah c) Heavenly Hiraani

29. Cold Feet actress Helen Baxendale and her partner actor/producer David Elliot called their daughter after which popular condiment?
a) Nell Marmalade b) Niamh Tabasco c) Nina Guacamole

30. Grammy award-winning singer Toni Braxton could have won another prize for most unusual baby name when she named her son after which material?
a) Leather b) Denim c) Nylon

31. Which saintly name did supermodel Linda Evangelista give her son?
a) Bernard b) Swithun c) Augustin

32. Naked Chef Jamie Oliver and his wife Jools combined the name of a common plant and an onomatapoeic noun for their eldest daughters forename - what was it?
a) Dandelion-Pop b) Dockleaf-Din c) Daisy-Boo

33. Australian actress Rachel Griffiths, from C4 hit Brothers and Sisters, used which musical instrument to preceed her sons otherwise normal name?
a) Xylophone Bob b) Banjo Patrick c) Ukulele John

34. Jerry Seinfeld, of the eponymous U.S. sitcom, gave his son a name reminiscent of a Nativity scene - what is it?
a) Shepherd Kellen b) Magi Kellen c) Donkey Kellen

35. Which baby animal name did Jonathan Ross and Jane Goldman add to their daughter Bettys forename?
a) Cygnet b) Kitten c) Puppy

36. TV interior designer Anna Ryder Richardson gave her daughter which particularly silly name?
a) Dixie Dot b) Shyla Stripe c) Zara Zig-Zag

ANSWERS: 1, C. 2, A. 3, A. 4, A. 5, A. 6, C. 7, A. 8, B. 9, C. 10, B. 11, A. 12, B. 13, C. 14, B. 15, C. 16, C. 17, A. 18, A. 19, B. 20, C. 21, C. 22, C. 23, B. 24, A. 25, A. 26, C. 27, B. 28, C. 29, A. 30, B. 31, C. 32, C. 33, B. 34, A. 35, B. 36, A.

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The thing is that celebreties can name their kids whatever crazy b.s. they want because THOSE kids will never have to worry about making a living. Apple Paltrow will get hired because she's Gwenyth's daughter. Moon Unit and Dweezel Zappa make their livings on the Zappa name. The likelyhood of Lawishquarah Smithson or Coors Epstein living a successful life of ease is pretty slim, because they come from no one of note and hence their creative names work to their detriment.

I live in the ghetto, so I hear a lot of seriously fucked up names. The worst one to date has to be this little girl that BIL tutors. Her name is Shi'thead. Pronounced "Shi-theed".

Yeah, her prospects look good. Shithead- go figure.

That poor child...wow, her parents need to be sterilized.

No, no, no! sprogless! That is beyond belief! That is the worst name I have EVER heard.