My Wife Won't Have Sex With Me Now That We Sprogged

If some dude told me to "Jump on it," I'd retort, "What, like a trampoline? SURE!" And put on my sharpest stilettos. Let him explain that shit to the ER docs.

Quote
blackpearl
Men are so damn delusional in this department but indeed it's bed made lie because he could have bothered to ask other duhs for example.

Yeah but even if he did, those other duhs would just lie and say their sex lives are great.

______________

- The human gene pool could use a little chlorine

Quote
M4P

Quote
blackpearl
Men are so damn delusional in this department but indeed it's bed made lie because he could have bothered to ask other duhs for example.

Yeah but even if he did, those other duhs would just lie and say their sex lives are great.

Oh, indeed, the misery loves company...

"Jump on it?" Naked jumping jacks? This is his idea of foreplay.
Some guy pulled that routine on me I would dissolve into helpless giggles. NOT a turn on.