Funny Little Story...

A CF website I was browsing [I don't remember which one, and I didn't bookmark it] linked to this rant. I thought it was pretty great... Terribly mean, but great. I'll bet that kid's mom learned a lesson and controlled her son better from that point on.

Now, I’m sure many of you have encountered little shits in supermarkets. Little kids running about and knocking things over, being rude, walking all over their parents, you know the kind. But the worst are the biters. Yes, those little cunts that feel it is okay to bite you whenever they feel like it.
Okay, here’s the best part. A biter got me today when I was grocery stopping. He broke the fucking skin, too. This was when the gears started turning, the moment I saw a tiny sprickle of blood on the little shit’s teeth as he was grinning at me like the little cunt he is. I made my eyes get wide, and started screaming “SHIT! SHIT!.” Now, my good friend, Tom we’ll call him, was there too, and he instantly picked up on it. He started shouting “FUCK! MAYBE HE DIDN’T GET IT! FUCK!.” By now, the kid is scared shitless and starts crying, and instantly, Mizz Mom appears out of nowhere and starts getting pissy at us for yelling at her kid.
Here’s the kicker, I look her straight in the eye and say, “Mam, get your son tested as soon as possible, he just bit me and I’m… I’m FUCKING HIV POSITIVE.”
And now there is silence. Not a peep in the entire store. The brat knows he just fucked up big time because his mom isn’t defending his ass. She just stares at me wide eyed. I walk away from them, buy my shit from the wide eyed cashier, all the while blood is dripping from my calf, making a nice little trail on the floor. And, just s we leave, we start to hear the mother sobbing. Sobbing like the cunt she is.
I have never felt any more satisfaction than the moment I heard that sob.

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theres a lot of sites mentioning this, some are slightly different.


http://bash.org/?777977

http://www.gamespot.com/pages/forums/show_msgs.php?topic_id=25779025

http://blog.myspace.com/thebiggestskeptic

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Lord, what fools these mortals be!
- A Midsummer Night’s Dream, Act III, Scene ii

Voltaire said: "Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities."

H.L.Mencken wrote:"The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.”

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. Albert Einstein

Classic!

I'd take much more satisfaction in kicking the little fucker's teeth clean out of his head. "Oh god, I'm so sorry, pure reflex to such unbearable pain."

muhahahahahahhahHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

Oh god! That is simply beautiful!!

KidFreeLuvnLife Wrote:
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> Classic!
>
> I'd take much more satisfaction in kicking the
> little fucker's teeth clean out of his head. "Oh
> god, I'm so sorry, pure reflex to such unbearable
> pain."

I second KFLL. My first response would have been to kick the little bastard right in the teeth.

That is some funny shit! LMAO! Standing ovation to you for thinking so fast on your feet. Priceless. Stephanie is my new hero!

OMG, I love it.

If I tried it, though, next thing I knew I'd probably get slammed into prison for child endangerment or some shit!