Great comic sketch

How many of you are familiar with the comedian Patton Oswalt? On his latest album he talks about how a 63 year old woman recently gave birth. He then goes on to pretend what it would be like if that woman's child asked his dad where he came from. It starts off something like "Well, son, the man gets off from his hemorrhoid donut and climbs on top of his beloved like a pile of laundry on top of another pile of laundry"...Later on in the sketch he says something like:

"Then nine months later, a beautiful bouncing baby is born, which I will demonstrate by pushing this here uncooked cornish game hen through these grey drapes."

"That's great dad, but you'll have to explain that again because I couldn't hear you over my D*CK SCREAMING!!!"

Hahaha. I love his jokes.

That's great. And pretty accurate!