Put on there an add that looks like this:
I was blind and dumb, I gave in to society and hatched that myrical brat.My boyfriend who I thought was serious left me for some much better looking chick.
I am single, poor off-my-ass, and getting a welfare check in two weeks. My child-support welfare check will be comming in a month. I have a disibility check comming in a week for my disabled kid. My newborn needs some diapers, Huggies are prefered. I need a breastpumb, only new will do. I need baby room furniture, only from top of-the-line. My baby needs some clothes, only the cutest pinkest frills will do. I also want that from top of-the-line.
I'm going back to school, so I want a brand new labtop computer. ONly top of the line will do. I need a car to get myself there, I want at least a new ford focus. I want these now, not tomorrow. Thanks.
lab mom