Yet another Spears trainwreck

And in the latest on the circus show that is all things Britney, her sixteen-year-old sister is knocked up.
http://www.eonline.com/news/article/index.jsp?uuid=ee993dc5-0c02-4111-8395-a2ea50502c3a&sid=fd-news
Granted, she lives in Louisiana so this is pretty par for the course (I have cousins in Louisiana, and all of them were either knocked up or had knocked someone up by their 20th birthday). The funniest thing to me is that Mamma Spears (the big mamma, not Britney or this little tramp) was supposed to pen a book about the Spears' family values...yeah, that will be a big seller s eyes:

You beat me to it! Louisiana is par for the course when it comes to girls getting knocked up by their church boyfriends despite abstinence being "promised". Jamie Lynn will probably go down a worse path than Britney. I see her in the welfare line at the local Social Security or human services office or whatever they call it in that part of the Deep South. Girls do buy that deep-fried Southern shit of how wonderful it is to be a young moo. I doubt Brit's sis is going to make CD's or get into any other part of show biz now. She is now "damaged goods". If the 16/year-old twit had any sense, she would go to the nearest doctor and get this taken care of before it is too late...

You BOTH beat me too it!

I guess I really bought into the "Shitney's innocent little sister" charade with all JLS's cutesy little shows on Nick. She had every chance to make something better of herself than her sister did and she blew it.

What a trainwreck. Great gods. Somebody should euthanize the whole famblee.

Isn't or wasn't Jamie Lynn on a Teen Nick show? Guess she'll be AXED from that one. I'm sure Nick is not cool with the idea of a pregnant teen on one of their shows. Degrassi Jr. High her show ain't! LOL

BTW, Degrassi Jr. High and Degrassi High ROCKED!

She should have gotten an abortion during those two weeks of deep thought. And the whole tone of the article is how everybody's so supportive. Hork.

VLM Wrote:
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> Isn't or wasn't Jamie Lynn on a Teen Nick show?
> Guess she'll be AXED from that one. I'm sure Nick
> is not cool with the idea of a pregnant teen on
> one of their shows.

Yeah, she was on one or 2 of those. I'm sure Nick is pissed at her

Nour Wrote:
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> She should have gotten an abortion during those
> two weeks of deep thought. And the whole tone of
> the article is how everybody's so supportive.
> Hork.

"Hork" is right, Nour. And...dittos to the abortion idea. If Jamie Lynn had any sense, she would have gotten rid of it. I am tired of the Spears and their white trash antics. I hope Nickelodeon gets rid of this teen breeder and quick. Let her go back to the swamps of NOLA to raise the thing. God...you can take the girl out of the South but you cannot take the South out of the girl. Anyone who is supportive of this girl is just as trashy as her and Big Sis. Read this --- http://apnews.myway.com//article/20071219/D8TKMPHG1.html -- and see how Shitney's and Jamie Lynn's moo is also so white trash. The apples did not fall far from the tree on that one!!!

grizzlycat Wrote:
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> You BOTH beat me too it!
>
> I guess I really bought into the "Shitney's
> innocent little sister" charade with all JLS's
> cutesy little shows on Nick. She had every chance
> to make something better of herself than her
> sister did and she blew it.

Shitney's little sis was not an innocent wilting lily. Apparently, the little cunt mouthed off one of her older sis' neighbours in Malibu when there were complaints of the white trash behaviour. The teen moo-in-waiting had the nerve to tell a the So-Cal resident to move if she did not like how her sister lived. I hope more Karma comes to this little twat. One of the latest on Titney is how she stole a lighter from a convenience store and acted so offended that it was caught on film. Sadly, the store owner bought into this dumb breeder's celeb status. d

I saw this on a so-called "news" web site:

Another Spears baby is reportedly on the way — and it's not Britney's. Jamie Lynn Spears, the 16-year-old "Zoey 101" star and sister of Britney, told OK! magazine that she's pregnant and that the father is her boyfriend, Casey Aldridge. By our calculations, Spears is due in early summer 2008.

Keep working more hours, CF people! Millions of breeders depend on us.

Thank goodness there are only two of them.

More about the trainwreck:

With pictures of the happy moo-to-be: http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,317535,00.html

Pop Tarts: Did Jamie Lynn's Boyfriend Break the Law?

Wednesday, December 19, 2007

LOS ANGELES — Jamie Lynn Spears may not be the only one who is expecting. Casey Aldridge, the 19-year-old boyfriend Jamie Lynn says got her pregnant, could also be "expecting" — a visit from people wearing badges.

The Internet is abuzz with the question du jour: Since Jamie Lynn is 16 years old, does that make her a victim of statutory rape?

If Casey is indeed the dad-to-be, and the blessed event took place in Jamie Lynn's home state of Louisiana, then the act could be classified as a "Felony carnal knowledge of a juvenile," defined as "sexual intercourse with consent between someone age 19 or older and someone between age 12 and 17."

If Casey were tried and found guilty, he could face a maximum possible term of 10 years imprisonment, possibly with hard labor.

According to Louisiana Revised Statutes 14-80 and 14-42, an individual can legally consent to sexual intercourse when he/she is 17 years of age. And in cases (such as Spears') where the victim is 15 or 16, the defendant (Aldridge) must be no more than two years older for the sexual intercourse to be legal.

So if their baby was conceived in Louisiana, 19-year-old Casey could be confronting some not-so-sweet-16 charges.

The law, like everything else, is different in California. But Casey could still be in trouble if the couple did the deed in the Golden State, where Spears resides while filming her Nickelodeon show "Zoey 101."

"It states clearly in the Californian Penal Code that any person who engages in an act of unlawful sexual intercourse with a minor (under 18) who is not more than three years older or three years younger than the perpetrator, is guilty of a misdemeanor and faces up to one year in a county jail," said criminal defense attorney Jim Hammer.

“But if Aldridge is actually more than three years older, he could be up for a felony, which carries a maximum three years in prison.”

According to the code, "unlawful sexual intercourse" is an act of sexual intercourse accomplished with a person who is not the spouse of the perpetrator, if the person is a minor.

“Police can openly investigate the case, but the biggest challenge would be to determine [in] what state the act actually took place,” Hammer said.

However, criminal defense lawyer Christopher Darden says charges are unlikely.

“The father of the child may have committed a criminal offense or misdemeanor by having unlawful sex with a minor,” said Darden. “But unless the complaint is filed from the minor’s parent, it is unlikely that this will be taken further.”

A rep for Jamie Lynn declined to comment on the pregnancy reports, which appeared in OK! Magazine on Wednesday.

"What is in OK! is their story," said the spokeswoman. "We cannot comment on its accuracy."

Keep working more hours, CF people! Millions of breeders depend on us.

robina Wrote:
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> Thank goodness there are only two of them.



Ain't that the fucking truth!

amethusos* Wrote:
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> Ain't that the fucking truth!

only 2? but they are MULTIPLYING!!!! ruuuuuuunnnnnnnn!!!

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That's two too many! There's now a TV show in the works about this pignancy.

Spears' network may air teen pregnancy show:

http://www.cnn.com/2007/SHOWBIZ/TV/12/20/nickelodeon.spears.ap/index.html

Keep working more hours, CF people! Millions of breeders depend on us.

I heard how Nickelodeon is being so supportive of the Spears Trash. I was really hoping Nick would dump the skag but I also heard of a teen moo show as a "cautionary" tale. Also heard on FNC that Jamie Lynn (oh...how "Southern" a name) got knocked up on PURPOSE because she wanted the same attention as her ridiculous older sister. And...the boyfriend is now an EX-boyfriend. Britney's and Jamie Lynn's moo sold the younger preggo's story to Ok! mag for a million. God...it kills me how the entertainment biz panders to a couple of dumb breeder cunts. A Catholic priest on FNC who I hate -- but I detest most X-tians and their clergy -- is saying how it is so nice that the Spears girl is not taking the "easy way out" via abortion. Christians only want women to breed to keep them dumb, poor, and under church control.

I'd love to see how sensational repugnancy would be billed as if this country ever got rid of welfare and all the other subsidized programs that allows parasites to breed. If that happened, it would go back to being the shameful, hidden secret that it should be.

Why are abortions so horrible, yet getting knocked up as an unwed minor - or unwed in any case - glamorized? Doesn't the holy babble preach that too?

Unfortunately for the darling Spears sisters, despite all the money in the world, they both have brains the size of peas. I'm glad Jamie Lynn got dumped. Dumb little twat.

KidFreeLuvnLife Wrote:
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> I'd love to see how sensational repugnancy would
> be billed as if this country ever got rid of
> welfare and all the other subsidized programs that
> allows parasites to breed. If that happened, it
> would go back to being the shameful, hidden secret
> that it should be.
>
> Why are abortions so horrible, yet getting knocked
> up as an unwed minor - or unwed in any case -
> glamorized? Doesn't the holy babble preach that
> too?
>
> Unfortunately for the darling Spears sisters,
> despite all the money in the world, they both have
> brains the size of peas. I'm glad Jamie Lynn got
> dumped. Dumb little twat.

Exactly! If all of those little babies that were born were dropped off at the Catholic Church rectories (where the priests live), the Dioceses throughout the US, and the Vatican, these asshole clerics would stop screaming against abortion and saying how great it is that the little mistakes are born. Abortion would suddenly be a sacrament. I would love these anti-abortion people to stop saying how "nice" it is the little cunts are birthing these drains to society but railing on them for pre-marital fucking. I am also glad this little moron got dumped.

This development might be bad for Britney. She's K-Fed's wallet and now she'll likely be Aunt Wallet to Little Sis' and her criblet.

Come on Writer's Guild, get tha shit together!....Famous teens have to
get sperminated just so producers have show ideas!!!



As much I hate this breeder-centric culture, I feel bad for Jamie Lynn..As she can't lose for losing on this one either way.

Her Mom appears to be a nutjob who sold her pregnancy story to US! Mag for yet more cash....And Nickelodeon will make money off this too either way.

Sure, she is probably a dumbass hick ala Big Sis, & didn't use any protection with her equally brainiac borderline pedophile boyfriend...However they MIGHT have and it failed.
Not to side with Fundies, but no birth control is 100%.

Instead of arm chair head shaking, the religious nuts should take this opportunity to see how Abstinence Preaching is NOT realistic sex education.

"What kind of example is she setting to her fans?" -
She doesn't owe SHIT to her fans!
She's a goddamn ACTOR, not a Saint!
Isn't it the fucking parent's job to teach life altering crap??!

Is calling her a "Slut" setting a Fundy forgiving Xtian example?

AND How come the babydaddies don't EVER get crucified?

Society, don't hold up "Motherhood" AND "Acting Sexy to Please Men as Ultimate Female Liberation" as the greatest, most worthwhile things a woman can achieve in life, then suddenly turn around & belittle one for fucking when she's horny.

The media's Madonna/Whore Complex is getting old really fast.

And, Didn't her big sister debut in a "Lolita" schoolgirl outfit moaning & writhing to make pornstar Gauge proud? Hmmm...


A) There's no way in hell the media/her evil stage mother will let
her get an abortion, even if it's what she wants.

If Nick's special ever comes to light - Abortion will never be written into it.
Only adoption....Maybe.
Probably will be hijacked into a Pro Fundy "Marriage solves all problems" special instead.

C) In movies & TV shows, unplanned pregnancies have always either had a happy magical fake ass ending, or a miscarriage...NEVER an abortion.
Name me one.
And name me one that has the woman who chose abortion not be portrayed as "mentally imbalanced or sad" after it...What a fucking crock of biased shit!
(I'm looking at YOU "Scrubs"....)

claire (lauren ambrose) on six feet under it was awhile ago

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I just post the stories, for interest.. for everyone

Lord, what fools these mortals be!
- A Midsummer Night’s Dream, Act III, Scene ii

Voltaire said: "Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities."

H.L.Mencken wrote:"The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.”

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. Albert Einstein

Merc - Really? No way!

HBO right? I suck, I dont get HBO... :-/

Some jackass (not here) made a " Jews Run the Media & Love To Show Aryan Babies Being Aborted/Xtian values twisted" comment.

GRRR!!...that pissed me off on so many levels!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!

A) It implies abortion is evil.. (Fuck off if you think that!!)
It implies only Jewish people endorse evil acts.
I don't look "Jewish" but 1/2 am, so people make rude comments around me all the time about Jews...I love to throw em a verbal smack down,freakin' assholes!!

http://www.hbo.com/sixfeetunder/episode/season3/episode38.shtml

"Claire makes a difficult choice as well: to terminate her pregnancy. She had planned to go for the procedure alone, until informed by a worker at the clinic that she would need someone to accompany her. When Claire runs into Brenda at the funeral home - Brenda had come to see Nate, who angrily sent her away - she impulsively seeks her assistance. "Do you think you could give me a ride?" Claire asks, "I have to get an abortion." Brenda doesn't hesitate; she takes Claire to the clinic and then to her apartment to recuperate. "

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I just post the stories, for interest.. for everyone

Lord, what fools these mortals be!
- A Midsummer Night’s Dream, Act III, Scene ii

Voltaire said: "Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities."

H.L.Mencken wrote:"The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.”

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. Albert Einstein

CARRIE Wrote:
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> Sure, she is probably a dumbass hick ala Big Sis,
> & didn't use any protection with her equally
> brainiac borderline pedophile boyfriend...However
> they MIGHT have and it failed.
> Not to side with Fundies, but no birth control is
> 100%.

I don't look at the boyfriend as a borderline pedophile. He is 18 or 19 years old. Jamie Lynn is 16. This is not about a 30/year-old taking advantage of a teenager. Teen girls usually prefer a boy who is a few years older. Apparently, the younger Spears may have gotten knocked up on purpose for the attention. If "Nick" was smart, she would be dumped from the show...but you are probably right how this will be a Fundy version of how "Marriage Solves All" or "Criblet Makes the Teen a Responsible Young Woman". Never does the reality of teen moohood ever hit the networks of welfare, housing projects, living at home & making their families miserable, getting all sorts of nasty fuck buddies after running the streets all night while living the cribling at home with Mother, etc...

amethusos* Wrote:
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> CARRIE Wrote:
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> > Sure, she is probably a dumbass hick ala Big
> Sis,
> > & didn't use any protection with her equally
> > brainiac borderline pedophile
> boyfriend...However
> > they MIGHT have and it failed.
> > Not to side with Fundies, but no birth control
> is
> > 100%.
>
> I don't look at the boyfriend as a borderline
> pedophile. He is 18 or 19 years old. Jamie Lynn is
> 16. This is not about a 30/year-old taking
> advantage of a teenager. Teen girls usually prefer
> a boy who is a few years older. Apparently, the
> younger Spears may have gotten knocked up on
> purpose for the attention. If "Nick" was smart,
> she would be dumped from the show...but you are
> probably right how this will be a Fundy version of
> how "Marriage Solves All" or "Criblet Makes the
> Teen a Responsible Young Woman". Never does the
> reality of teen moohood ever hit the networks of
> welfare, housing projects, living at home & making
> their families miserable, getting all sorts of
> nasty fuck buddies after running the streets all
> night while living the cribling at home with
> Mother, etc...

She probably did get knocked up on purpose. That's the thing to do now days. Why not? All breeders just go after it and sing the same song.

What happens to teen mums is very insulting to our society. It's a mask that many people wear and refuse to lift it. On the outside it's all pretty talk. Beneath the mask, it's a hell ridden life. I guess this kind of motherhood makes corporations money somewhere, so obviously it's going to be done the way a corporation wants it done.