Hollywood's newest breeders

My local Internet news site has 32 pages of celebrities and "news" of their crotchdroppings.

http://www.boston.com/ae/celebrity/gallery/celeb_babies_2007?pg=32

There are many stories that are more newsworthy; it's sad that this shit sells newspapers, magazines and other stuff.

Keep working more hours, CF people! Millions of breeders depend on us.

Jesus H. Christ on a hot rod! Remember when stars got publicity for, um, doing stuff with their careers? For example: starring in a new film, winning an Oscar or a Golden Globe, etc.

Oh, what a silly concept! Getting recognition because you've actually DONE something constructive? Just breed!

Oh, my eyes!:kill I couldn't even get through the whole list...it reminds me of something P.J. O'Roarke said in the book Modern Manners.

"Celebrities are called important, but it would be hard to think of anything less important than some of them. A lamprey is more important than..."(fill-in-the-blank with your favorite useless celeb).

I'm filing that whole Boston Globe piece under my 'Whogizzashit' files. Because I giz not a shit as to celebs and their spawn!

I'm so sick of people getting publicity and/or rewarded for what comes out of their twat or dick. It's so fucking ridiculous!