well.. put horns on it paint it red, give it a forked tail..
.. saved the world from the anti christ..
or as one person on this site said
http://thinkprogress.org/2008/01/18/anti-choice-group-mails-plastic-fetuses/
Hoping for a visceral reaction? Look @ the damn thing.
Free doggie toy…
I need a lot of these. I can think of a whole bunch of people who might need to find one wrapped in newspaper on their porch or in their dumpsters. I am also thinking I could stage all sorts of weird diaramas and such. It might also be fun to dress up like a woman and go to some rathole like Kmart or something and just drop a soiled one from beneath my skirt as I stand in line to buy a really big tv.
How many plastic fetuses can you fit on the top of a birthday cake? of course one would have to insert a toothpick holder or something somewhere to hold them up….
In 40 minutes my laundry will be done. I really need to get one of these quickly. The bathroom at the laundromat has some real potential for mischief
i can just picture it! dbadass moaning in pain and giving birth to thousands of made-in-china little plastic fetuses in aisle 6, right next to the pregnancy test kits. shoppers crushing fetuses under foot in their attempt to escape from the horrific scene.
“accident in aisle 6! accident in aisle 6! janitorial services required in aisle 6! STAT!”
perfect! i’d pay to see it!
or after a successful outing when fishing, when the regulars ask you what your using for bait, open your bait bucket and show them! fetsuses! (fetii?)
of course it does get i to the breeder brain comments
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