Fucktard thieving brat and breedercunt on plane.

I did a theater trip to New York this past weekend and I had a great time. Flight out was no problem, but the flight back was a fucking nightmare.

I took my personal DVD player with me so I could catch up on a few Netflix rentals. My seat was in first class, and I could plug into the powerports on the seat so my machine could run pretty much the entire way. I also had my nice, new noise-cancelling headphones and three DVDs to wile away the hours. After the flight attendant served lunch, I took out my player and put in a movie. Some little snotminer two rows behind me started pointing and mumbling about the DVD player, because I could see his reflection in the screen. As my movie progressed (Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix!), I could still see this brat pointing at my screen and saying something to its unseen handler.

I put the movie on pause and went to the lavatory. When I came back to my seat, my DVD player was gone! I rang for the flight attendant, and I asked if anyone had been near my seat. The flight attendant said saw the brat behind me walking by my seat and return to his own seat. I walked back and there was the brat watching my movie on my player. I told the brat I wanted my DVD player back, and the cunt next to him said, "He'll give it back as soon as the movie is done. You should not be watching that childish stuff anyway. Grow up!" Wrong thing to say, because it is shit like that would have her digging my Manolo Blahniks out of her canyon twat in about three microseconds. The flight attendant had followed me back, and luckily she made the breedercunt give the machine back to me. The brat was squalling, and the cunt had the never to blame me for the ruckus. The flight attendant had to threaten the stupid cunt with having the police waiting for her if the brat did not give it back. Everyone in first class was staring at us, and the comments coming from the people around me were of shock and disbelief that the mootwat was not disciplining the shitbag for theft.

The flight attendant gave me back my DVD player, but not before walking me up to the galley with her to wipe it off with disinfectant towelettes and offering me a double Amaretto on the rocks. I settled back into my seat and finished my movie. Luckily, the Amaretto had calmed me down. While we were deplaning, the moo and the brat stared at me and the moo flipped me the bird once we got into the boarding lounge. Had the moo tried anything, she and the brat would have been in the morgue, or should I say as much as would have been left of them would be in the morgue.

What in the fuck makes the stupid cunt think I would let her brat get away with this shit? This fucking breeder permissiveness is just way out of hand! Sometime the brat will try it on someone who has no compunction or morals about beating the shit out of it and/or its moo.

I'm beyond speechless...

Wow, I'm almost speechless as well. Kudos to that flight attendant for helping you out.

Once I was in line at passport control when I returned from a trip and I overheard some moo bragging to her friend about how her loaf was kicking the seat of the lady in front of him. She was droning on about how he was expressing his creativity. I wish this could have been me (with the hammer):

Why the FUCK do these breeders think they are more important than anyone else? I guess the hundreds of dollars they pay for their plane tickets are more important than everyone else's hundreds of dollars. I'm glad that airlines are beginning not to take this garbage from these cro-magnons, just like the flight attendants who made a famblee leave the plane when their condom failure threw a tantrum and refused to sit in her seat, thus delaying the flight.

By the way, tons of adults enjoy Harry Potter and other fantasy films. Who cares what DVD you had in there, even if it was fucking Barney or Sesame Street? It's your goddamn property and she committed a crime by letting her shitloaf steal from you...and the gall she had to act like a complete boor and give you the finger. I hope that kid grows up to be a criminal and invites druggies and lowlives to her house all the time, so they steal her stuff to pay for smack. Obviously she's not setting a good example for her fucktrophy.

Incredible.

I'm mad just reading about it. How did you resist just grabbing it from the little bastard?

Oh yeah. I forgot. Then you'd be open to a lawsuit for "assaulting" the fuck dumpling....

crikey.

Un-fucking-believable. I think something in my brain just died.

Almost seems unreal. It's amazing that the moo would even let the kid touch other person's stuff! Is she nuts? She should be so embarrassed and shameful.

Un-FUCKING-believable! What kind of stupid boor encourages their kid to steal from strangers? I'm glad the flight attendant took your side in this. "Wait until he finishes"-my ass!

what if it was texas chainsaw massacre, or a gory horror, would she have complained about it..

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Lord, what fools these mortals be!
- A Midsummer Night’s Dream, Act III, Scene ii

Voltaire said: "Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities."

H.L.Mencken wrote:"The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.”

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. Albert Einstein

Talk about an entitlement mentality! "My kyd is entitled to take your DVD player to watch a movie."

It would have been hilarious (but probably would have gotten you in trouble) if you had replaced the Harry Potter DVD with some disgusting explicit gay porn movie or something before you left your seat. "Mommy, what is Harry Potter's friend doing to him?"

Seriously, can you imagine what that brat is going to be like in 10 years?

This post made me so angry, I think I just had an aneurysm.

Why am I not shocked??? There was an article in the paper re: aggressive and very badly behaved toddlers. The parents ARE the problem. They expect daycare people to raise their children and instill good behaviour in them. We are back to the "quality time vs. quantity time". There is also that attitude how everyone must endure a nasty child in public. Many mothers believe the world revolves around them and their children, who they think are so precious despite most people not liking these creatures at all.

This goes into young adulthood as well. At a job in 2006, I let this pain-in-the-ass employee use my cell so she could call her boyfriend re: when she got of work. We were on break at the time. My 15 minutes was up. I had to get back to my cubicle. The very young woman had this attitude that she would bring my phone back when she was done. I told her the calling was over for her and to hand it back before I went back to my station. Her attitude was that since her piece of shit old cell would not recharge in the battery charger that she had the right to keep my phone as long as she "needed" it. Wrong attitude!

Of course, she was this counterculture young thing who thought she was just too good for the job and how "the man" was keeping her down.

On a transpacific flight, I had a moo ask me if her sticky, screaming brat could play games on my corporate laptop. The laptop did not belong to me, but to my employer. It was loaded with programs and data necessary to support my job function and was light on entertainment software by design. It was also not intended for some brat to bang on the keys like a monkey trying to open a coconut. It took me telling the moo "NO" very loudly twice until she went away, doing the passive-aggressive crap of calling me "mean" under her breath.

What makes these fucking entitled cows think that we are required to hand over our electronics to keep their crotchrockets entertained? Jeebus Krist on toast points! A DVD player costs less than a hundred bucks or so at a Squall-Mart. Get your ass into the store and buy your kid something. Or better yet, spank its ass and tell it to read a book and leave the rest of us the fuck alone.

I cannot believe that breedercunt thought that she and her little cunt demon could get away with nicking your stuff. I don't think I'd have been as restrained as you were - I'd have grabbed it back and let her and shitling have a mouthful of abuse.

Wasn't the moo also sitting in first class? That means she had the financial means to buy a dvd player too. But noooo, it's so much more simple to steal from people. What are our properties? A buffet where they can help themselves? I would have pressed charges just to teach them a lesson.

and that's what happens when people actually believe that "It takes a village to raise a child"...and folks worry about communism? At least communists have the decency to riot in the streets for their rights to collective ownership.

"It truly is the one commonality that every designation of humans you can think of has, there's at least one asshole."
--Me

Suppose the brat had dropped or otherwise somehow damaged the DVD player. Somehow I just don't picture moo offering to pay to fix or replace it. ("Well, it's not my DVD player." I've heard something along those lines before.) Same with DrDanCorelli's laptop. Can you imagine the good doctor trying to explain to his employer how the computer became broken or precious data destroyed?

K-Man because breeders don't think that far - nor do they care about the consequences.

The long and short of it, and the only thing they DO care about is that Cuntleigh or Shitford got what HE wanted, and the handler had some peace and quiet for a while.

And as for the unit itself being damaged, well, we can just go out and buy a new one cuz don't you know, we CF'ers have all sorts of disposable income lying around.

It's for the sake of the cccchhhyyyyyllllldddrruuuuuunnn.

"The long and short of it, and the only thing they DO care about is that Cuntleigh or Shitford got what HE wanted, and the handler had some peace and quiet for a while."

Well, if all they need is quiet, I know how to facilitate that...it's called duct tape. Get it over both breathing holes, and you'll have all the peace and quiet you'll ever want.

"It truly is the one commonality that every designation of humans you can think of has, there's at least one asshole."
--Me

I do find this story hard to believe.. but then,...
It is absolutely incredible that anyone.. anyone would feel this entitled and no sense of morality in any shape or form.

Pity you couldn't have tried to 'arrange' events so that not only would the police be at the gate waiting, but some local media that had national connections.

I would like to say that I don't know how things could get worse, but then they most likely will.

Not that you are likely to encounter this 'moo' again, another excellent gesture is to act like you are wiping your butt, and 'toss' it in the direction of the person you are 'offending'.



P.S.: I have no doubt these flight attendtants talk about plane incidents... this probably went to the head of their list. I would love to know the worst they have seen, outside of people who are taken off by law-enforcement this takes the cake.

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two cents ¢¢ Wrote:
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> I do find this story hard to believe.. but
> then,...
> It is absolutely incredible that anyone.. anyone
> would feel this entitled and no sense of morality
> in any shape or form.

I was one who thought a lot of the rants on Turtle's old Rant Page were hard to believe...until I had the misfortune to experience similar. I thought the work stuff was an extreme with these breeders until I had the mis-pleasure to work with the single moms...and the married ones as well...who honestly felt it was their inalienable right to leave their shift early but get paid the same as if they worked until the end of the shift as I did. Another topic altogether...

Two Cents, there is probably some EXCELELNT discussion board, blog, what have you, out here on the 'net, that is kept alive by airline employees, outlining the horrendous atrocities they experience on an hourly basis.

I'd love to find it. It would illustrate just how entitled, stupid, and thoughtless a lot of people really ARE, and I guarantee most of those people would be of the BREEDER variety.

And I'm sure there's a mommy blog about the horrendous child hater on the plane that did not provide her DVD player to entertain snotleigh. I'd really like to find it.

amethusos* Wrote:
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> Of course, she was this counterculture young thing
> who thought she was just too good for the job and
> how "the man" was keeping her down.

LOL! How 'bout her lovely attitude keeping her down? I'm fairly unconventional, but bitch please.

Like other responders, this majorly pissed me off...I feel for you, CFBitch, and I would have requested law enforcement be waiting at the gate, whether or not the little spawn returned the DVD player. Theft is theft, and if the parents won't beat the urge to steal out of their brat, then a police warning might help.

While your story enraged me -- loved the reference to the Manolo Blahniks in the canyon twat BTW -- I had a perverse sense of satisfaction in the affirmation that even those that can afford to travel first class are just as capable of making demon spawn as the bogan (that's Aussie for"traler park trash") are frequently accused of doing.