Cow is Addicted to Pregnancy Tests:wtf

maybe these bitches could take all the money they are throwing away on these tests and put it in a savings account for their kid's education.

oh, but that's not nearly as fun as waving a pee stick in your husband's face, i suppose. :smn

I am the OPPOSITE of addicted to piss sticks. I relive the trauma of the first one I ever took, every time I have to check (I use two or sometimes three bc methods, but I still want to make sure some super-swimmer didn't dose itself with sterroids)... complete with the shaking and cold sweats. The clenched stomach doesn't abate until I'm absolutely sure that second pink line doesn't appear.

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My first thought? Everyone needs a hobby.

There is a fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness". I think the line has been crossed (and then erased!)

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I am the OPPOSITE of addicted to piss sticks. I relive the trauma of the first one I ever took, every time I have to check (I use two or sometimes three bc methods, but I still want to make sure some super-swimmer didn't dose itself with sterroids)... complete with the shaking and cold sweats. The clenched stomach doesn't abate until I'm absolutely sure that second pink line doesn't appear.

I do think your reaction is healtier...

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“I was talking about children that have not been properly house-trained. Left to their own impulses and indulged by doting or careless parents almost all children are yahoos. Loud, selfish, cruel, unaffectionate, jealous, perpetually striving for attention, empty-headed, for ever prating or if words fail them simply bawling, their voices grown huge from daily practice: the very worst company in the world. But what I dislike even more than the natural child is the affected child, the hulking oaf of seven or eight that skips heavily about with her hands dangling in front of her -- a little squirrel or bunny-rabbit -- and prattling away in a baby's voice.”


― Patrick O'Brian, The Truelove


lib'-er-ty: the freedom given to you to make the wrong decision, based on the reasoned belief that you will normally make the right one.