Righty-Tighty

Good news, everybody! I just got an email from CNN saying that Mitt Romney is endorsing John McCaine! Has “Amazing Plastic Man” Mitt given up his recently-adopted pro-fetus crusade and adopted a “fuck the fetus” viewpoint, just as long as the Democrats be fucked as well.........or has McCaine personally pledged himself, body and mind, in thrall to the great crusade of the fetuses to the satisfaction of Romney and all his righteous Romulans?

McCain has always been pro-fetus and is also catering to the liberals by letting illegal immigrants stay (this is to cater to all the Hispanics who are increasingly becoming Republican). Oh Mitt, if only you hadn't capitulated to the fundies. Mitt was not pro-fetus originally but thought he had to be to win the nomination.