Nuggets of joy I found today at TMC...
"Why is it that my husband can't go anywhere because he always has a headache but he can play videogames while having a headache?
WTF?!?"
Because I bet you forced him to spawn some kids with you, let your self go, did nothing to make your children acceptable in public...and he resents you for it. The "headache" is just an excuse to stay home without you. Video games are his only socially acceptable escape.
"Last night I told my husband that I am unhappy and have been for quite sometime now. His response was "whatever, I don't believe you. Your happy." WOW! Way to tell me how I really feel!"
WOW! And you married and made children with this man?! Enjoy your stay in hell.
"I'm a FULL TIME SAHM and it makes me nuts when people ask me "What do you do all day?" in belittling tone like I sit on my butt all day doing nothing"
Probably because your children are hellions, your house is a mess and you're always at Starbucks or the maul.
"I sometimes resent my child-free girlfriend. I work with her and she goes home every night, relaxes with her husband, watches TV, has a glass of wine, works out, etc, etc I get home after a 10 hour day and have to deal with whining, tantrums, homework, cooking, bathing, etc etc.
I love my kids but man, what I wouldn't give to come home to a quiet house and have some ME time after a stressful day."
Yeah, your child-free girl friend doesn't have her own 10 hour day covering for her childed coworkers....and guess what, your child(ren) were your choice who, I'm sure, you throw in your CF friends face every single day as being the most wonderful, glorious things you've ever done and how could she NOT want your life. Trust me, she sees right through you.
And the most vomitrocious made up bullshit I've ever read on there...
"My four year old son was running around the living room flying his little people airplane when all of a sudden he started yelling that the plane was out of gas. I jokingly asked him how his plane was still flying if it was out of gas and he looked at me and without missing a beat said " Angels, mommy,"
What an incrediable early morning lesson.
I believe.."
Do you believe in the toof fairy, santey claus and the easter bunny too because your freaking 4 year old does? GAH!
Here's the Dad's side...
"My wife kept hinting that she wanted another child I SAID NO WAY! well guys let me tell you! It only takes one trip to the Dr. and 2 Minutes to take out an IUD. I had no idea until I opened the insurance bill and realized that she did it 3 mos ago!. GUESS WHAT ! "Were Pregnant!" I am so happy!!........NOT!!!"
Welcome to hell! Enjoy your stay!
"if i never had kids i would not be married to the wife i have now......i would probably have a wife who is hott"
Well, she was hott enough for you to get her pregnant, wasn't she? I'm sure you'll be as crappy a father as you are a husband.
"My wife scares the shit out of me at times..."
Yikes!! I hope you don't have kids, oh wait...you do, because you're posting on True Dad Confessions. Wow, making kids with someone who terrifies you...poor kids.
"It truly is the one commonality that every designation of humans you can think of has, there's at least one asshole."
--Me