Why Pets are better than kids

Remember: Dogs are better than kids because they:
1. Eat less
2. Don't ask for money all the time
3 Are easier to train
4. Normally come when called
5. Never ask to drive the car
6. Don't hang out with drug-using friends
7. Don't smoke or drink
8. Don't have to buy the latest fashions
9. Don't want to wear your clothes
10. Don't need a gazillion dollars for college, and
last........
11. IF THEY GET PREGNANT, YOU CAN SELL THEIR
CHILDREN

Don't forget about the unconditional love part-reason number one in my book. Dogs won't turn around and say they hate you when they hit puberty, or manipulate you into getting them shit.

Just this morning we were marveling over our big gray furry dude happily playing in the bathroom sink while we were about to leave for work. He looked up from the dripping water, gave us a sweet little meow and went back to what he was doing.

Our furry black dude was grooming himself on the bed getting ready for his nap. The rest of the critters were draped around the house, settling in for their quiet day until mum and dad get home.

No chaos, screaming, fighting, carrying on, racing around or drama. Just purring cats, happy dogs and peace. AAAAAAHHHHH............. Life is good.

Quote KFLL:

No chaos, screaming, fighting, carrying on, racing around or drama.

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I DO have all that at my house, with all the cats! I guess I'm not really missing out on the best parts of parenting after all!

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"I have learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing everyone off is easy and fun as hell"

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