TMC, very rich today...

" 12 year old boys suck! The drama, the attitude the total disrespect is really wearing me down as a mother. I'm tired of walking around on eggshells in my own home. I just can't take another second of this crap!"
(1 me too)
Maybe if you had, oh I dunno, RAISED YOUR CHILD TO BE RESPECTFUL, you wouldn't have a shitass for a child. Have fun with that kid using you like a cumrag for the rest of your life and shuttling you off to an old folks home the second he gets the chance. But its all worth it...

"... my confession: i'm so happy i got pregnant before my sister-in-law, who actually said that if i got pregnant first, she hoped i miscarried so she could have the first grandchild. sorry sis! bad karma "
I knew there was a reason why I didn't want to be a parent, because for the most part they seem to be evil, backstabbing, assholes. I've worked really hard to get people like that OUT of my life.

"i wonder, when do you actually stop feeling like a "new mom" and feel like a veteran? My daughter is almost 2, yet every single day there is something about motherhood that frustrates me. I don't feel as helpless and stupid as I did the first few months of her life, but still, there are days where I think, "Will I EVER know what I'm doing?"
And to think, I'm already pregnant with #2...Argh!!"
Wow, you are dumber than a box of rocks. Can't raise a child, and can't figure out how to not get pregnant. Great.


And the Duhs?
"Went to the beach today with the wife and kids. After lugging all the crap down to the sand I sat down and watched a coed in thong walk up and down the beach, twice. Thank you God."
Would this be visual sexual harassment? I think I'd feel harassed if some sticky, schlubby, sad sack duh with kids crawling all around him sitting next to his wife was leering at me.


"Darling wife, I understand that when you had our 5th and last child your vagina got severely messed up, so bad that you are going to have to have surgery to fix it. I understand that it hurts for you to even attempt sex and even to pee sometimes. Thank you so much for finally realizing that I have been without sex for 3 months now and been very nice about it. I was so very happy and surprised when you presented me with a 6 disc set of some new porn with some of my favorite actresses, and told me I could have an hour to myself at least 3 nights a week since you are out of commission for a while."
Holy Fuck. I'd shoot myself in the head if I had to be either party in this horror show.

"happy birthday to me...because it will sound insincere coming from ANYONE else."
Wow, that's almost as sad as the messed up vagina family.

"My wife spends so much money on expensive makeup that she barely wears. I mean hundreds of dollars. She spends even more on sexy clothes but just wears her usual jeans and t-shirts.
Who is this character that she is spending so much money on? Who is she trying to fool? "
Hmmm...maybe she's spending money to look good for the guy she's banging who she isn't married to. Sounds like how family life sorts out now days.

"It truly is the one commonality that every designation of humans you can think of has, there's at least one asshole."
--Me

at least he wont stray, if she knows he is home with a dvd set.. a slight distinction but.. wouldnt you rather know where he is and what he is doing. rather than going out doing WHO knows what.

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I just post the stories, for interest.. for everyone

Lord, what fools these mortals be!
- A Midsummer Night’s Dream, Act III, Scene ii

Voltaire said: "Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities."

H.L.Mencken wrote:"The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.”

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. Albert Einstein

**"Went to the beach today with the wife and kids. After lugging all the crap down to the sand I sat down and watched a coed in thong walk up and down the beach, twice. Thank you God."
Would this be visual sexual harassment? I think I'd feel harassed if some sticky, schlubby, sad sack duh with kids crawling all around him sitting next to his wife was leering at me.**

It’s only criminal if someone is looking at the kyids, doncha know. It’s OK to leer at adults.

I was thinking the same thing Mercurior said. It is a problem if the wife won't give the husband any sex but yet won't let him take care of it himself. At least she doesn't consider watching porn to be "cheating", like some women do.

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"I have learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing everyone off is easy and fun as hell"

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For the moment nour. Do a search for function creep. one of my family lived in germany during the nazi era, it was a logical rule at first, then one thing led logically on to the next and so on... thats a function creep and we all saw where that ended. Not that i am saying this will do that again, but function creep is dangerous. or mission creep

http://thesamovar.wordpress.com/2007/07/17/function-creep-surveillance-in-london/

http://www.out-law.com/page-8412

Function creep is very easy for Government to justify. For example, what is the justification to limit access to surveillance data only for anti-terrorism purposes? Why should serious crimes that are not terrorist related – a brutal murder or rape, for instance – be excluded? If other serious crime becomes an acceptable reason for using these retained data, why not all violent crime? After all, surely we want to find the perpetrator who attacked and mugged a pensioner and stole the £10 in her purse?

And if the authorities use these retained data for a £10 theft, why not use access to the personal data to trace a £400 Council Tax arrears, or an £80 fine for dropping litter. Then, if the retained data are used in tracing £100 of debt, why not use the personal data to improve efficiency of service delivery and save £100? It is this kind of reasoning which explains why function creep is inevitable and why the Government chose, contrary to all its public consultation documents and without Parliamentary debate on the subject, to allow the ID Card database to be used for a general administration purpose by all public authorities.




protect the children, yes i agree. i have no problem with that.. protecting women, ok i still have not much of a problem, but will it protect men. Its when laws are abused. thats when i have a problem.

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I just post the stories, for interest.. for everyone

Lord, what fools these mortals be!
- A Midsummer Night’s Dream, Act III, Scene ii

Voltaire said: "Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities."

H.L.Mencken wrote:"The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.”

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. Albert Einstein

here is a good one from tdc...............(58 me toos so far)


Is it just me, or does it seem having children causes more problems than they are worth? I mean why did I have kids at all? me too (58)

Found this little gem today:


04.14.08 9:30p I'm beginning to hate one of my girlfriends who does not have kids and constantly refers to my life as "mommyhood". Could you BE any more condescending?

Jealous, moo?

It's also funny to read the posts from these dumb broads that go, "If we didn't have kids, I'd leave......." Chances are, if you didn't have kids, your marriage wouldn't be the unhappy, shit-filled nightmare that it really is.

Here's another really rich one. One that perfectly illustrates the entitlement minded attitudes of these fucking breeders.


04.14.08 3:34p I keep having this idea to form a national organization of stay at home parents. It feels to me like we do so much work and the US government does nothing to encourage it. It's good for our children, but so many people can't afford it or because of the lack of things like health insurance, it's unavailable.
I'm not saying that every family should have a parent staying at home, but I think that it should be an option that the government helps support. But there is no voice to tell them so. So maybe I'll form a national organization of stay at home parents and get what we deserve.

mercurior Wrote:
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> at least he wont stray, if she knows he is home
> with a dvd set.. a slight distinction but..
> wouldnt you rather know where he is and what he is
> doing. rather than going out doing WHO knows what.

What got me was the whole "I shall bestow upon you 3 WHOLE HOURS per week for masturbatory purposes" like that's some kind of precious gift that a person can't just do without permission, or if they did it would be some big horrible betrayal of the relationship. If you can't accept that your partner might beat off once in a while, without your permission, then you are completely deluded and probably shouldn't be in an adult relationship.

The other things that made me thinK "yes I would kill myself in that situation" were a ruined vagina that made sex and urination painful, and 5 children.

"It truly is the one commonality that every designation of humans you can think of has, there's at least one asshole."
--Me

Ooh ooh me next!

"I just used up one of MY sick days to stay home and take care of my invalid grandfather. The gov't needs to pay me BIG BUCKS. NOW."

(And I beat off without my husband's permission just as much as he does without mine.)

Feh Wrote:
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> " 12 year old boys suck! The drama, the attitude
> the total disrespect is really wearing me down as
> a mother. I'm tired of walking around on eggshells
> in my own home. I just can't take another second
> of this crap!"
> (1 me too)
> Maybe if you had, oh I dunno, RAISED YOUR CHILD TO
> BE RESPECTFUL, you wouldn't have a shitass for a
> child. Have fun with that kid using you like a
> cumrag for the rest of your life and shuttling you
> off to an old folks home the second he gets the
> chance. But its all worth it...
>
> "... my confession: i'm so happy i got pregnant
> before my sister-in-law, who actually said that if
> i got pregnant first, she hoped i miscarried so
> she could have the first grandchild. sorry sis!
> bad karma "
> I knew there was a reason why I didn't want to be
> a parent, because for the most part they seem to
> be evil, backstabbing, assholes. I've worked
> really hard to get people like that OUT of my
> life.
>
> "i wonder, when do you actually stop feeling like
> a "new mom" and feel like a veteran? My daughter
> is almost 2, yet every single day there is
> something about motherhood that frustrates me. I
> don't feel as helpless and stupid as I did the
> first few months of her life, but still, there are
> days where I think, "Will I EVER know what I'm
> doing?"
> And to think, I'm already pregnant with
> #2...Argh!!"
> Wow, you are dumber than a box of rocks. Can't
> raise a child, and can't figure out how to not get
> pregnant. Great.
>
>
> And the Duhs?
> "Went to the beach today with the wife and kids.
> After lugging all the crap down to the sand I sat
> down and watched a coed in thong walk up and down
> the beach, twice. Thank you God."
> Would this be visual sexual harassment? I think
> I'd feel harassed if some sticky, schlubby, sad
> sack duh with kids crawling all around him sitting
> next to his wife was leering at me.
>
>
> "Darling wife, I understand that when you had our
> 5th and last child your vagina got severely messed
> up, so bad that you are going to have to have
> surgery to fix it. I understand that it hurts for
> you to even attempt sex and even to pee sometimes.
> Thank you so much for finally realizing that I
> have been without sex for 3 months now and been
> very nice about it. I was so very happy and
> surprised when you presented me with a 6 disc set
> of some new porn with some of my favorite
> actresses, and told me I could have an hour to
> myself at least 3 nights a week since you are out
> of commission for a while."
> Holy Fuck. I'd shoot myself in the head if I had
> to be either party in this horror show.
>
> "happy birthday to me...because it will sound
> insincere coming from ANYONE else."
> Wow, that's almost as sad as the messed up vagina
> family.
>
> "My wife spends so much money on expensive makeup
> that she barely wears. I mean hundreds of dollars.
> She spends even more on sexy clothes but just
> wears her usual jeans and t-shirts.
> Who is this character that she is spending so much
> money on? Who is she trying to fool? "
> Hmmm...maybe she's spending money to look good for
> the guy she's banging who she isn't married to.
> Sounds like how family life sorts out now days.

***banging head on desk*** please tell me the one about the porn isn't real. pleasepleaseplease