The trend by me is for women to have:
1. Ultrasound PARTIES (for "milestone" ultrasounds - fuck if I know what that is)
2. The gender reveal party
3. The "family" shower
4. The "friends" shower
5. The "work" shower
6. The "in hospital" gift
7. The "push present" - which is expensive jewelry given to Moo in the delivery room for doing such a great job!
8. The "at home" present
I don't give pregnant women shit. With all of the crap their brainwashed friends and family load on them, why the fuck do I need to buy something?
