Another jewel from TMC

I watched my son squeeze and push out his poopies today. I had never witnessed it before in 9 months. It was too cute. He did the noises and move side to side, his faced scrunched and afterwards he looks at me and goes : " mmm baaa " Wow.


If this was the highlight of Moo's day, then she should just end it all.

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I should start a message board called "True Cat-Puke Confessions" and include pictures. (Steve just bought me a new digital camera with 7 or 8 megapixels, that should do it.)

I think I just threw up in my mouth a little bit (about the pooping baybee not the cats! LOL).

Another reason not to have kids...your life suddenly revolves around the sproggin's bodily functions.

"Honey, quick, get the camcorder! The baby's spitting up! Aw, isn't it so pweshus! Wait till our childfree friends see this and realize what they're missing! They'll wanna have kyds for sure!"

Uh, yeah, sure...

k-man Wrote:
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> "Honey, quick, get the camcorder! The baby's
> spitting up! Aw, isn't it so pweshus! Wait till
> our childfree friends see this and realize what
> they're missing! They'll wanna have kyds for
> sure!"
>
> Uh, yeah, sure...

I got a few dozen pics with all the cutesy comments added, and one said "Our Baby Pooping"

I want to buy a python and send them a movie of it slowly devouring a huge sewer rat and title it "Baby's First Rodent". They'll still email their gross pics, but at least maybe they'll never bring the thing over to my house.

I'm going to start collecting pics of the stuff that comes out of my cats after they eat, then we can figure out a way to make the trolls and breeders look at it.

Lately, with spring here and all, the cats outside have been eating grass to make themselves vomit, so there should be some good ones.

poofy_puff Wrote:
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> I'm going to start collecting pics of the stuff
> that comes out of my cats after they eat, then we
> can figure out a way to make the trolls and
> breeders look at it.
>
A cat vomit collage would be nice.

My eldest kitty girl had a bit of diarrhea last week - dammit, I should have taken pics!

It won't be the first time someone has used bodily fluids as "art".

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Someone on Fark said they are going to take a picture of one of their "movements" and pull it out the next time a new dad rams a baby snap down his throat. I'd love to see someone do that.

grizzlycat Wrote:
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> k-man Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > "Honey, quick, get the camcorder! The baby's
> > spitting up! Aw, isn't it so pweshus! Wait
> till
> > our childfree friends see this and realize what
> > they're missing! They'll wanna have kyds for
> > sure!"
> >
> > Uh, yeah, sure...
>
> I got a few dozen pics with all the cutesy
> comments added, and one said "Our Baby Pooping"
>
> I want to buy a python and send them a movie of it
> slowly devouring a huge sewer rat and title it
> "Baby's First Rodent". They'll still email their
> gross pics, but at least maybe they'll never bring
> the thing over to my house.


You know, there is a segment on youtube (I'm sure someone did some work with a graphics program... I think...). Snake eating boy is the title... maybe..
check it out..