Dueling Moos

This morning proved once again, that a moo would eat another moo alive just to get HER kid to skool FIRST.

I drive through a nice quiet area of town on my way to work. It's 7:45 am. Streets are quiet, speed limit 20 mph, pretty modest suburban homes. As I'm rounding the corner, I see cop lights flashing. Hmmmm..... As I approach, I see a white Volvo station wagon and a green Jeep SUV have collided. Damage to both vehicles would appear that both had to be going about 40 mph. Jeep and Volvo were BOTH in the front lawn of a house, grass all torn up, mailbox trashed. Front ends totally smashed in, hoods popped, front bumpers of both cars torn off, the right driver wheel of the Jeep is busted RIGHT off.

Standing on the sidewalk are 2 moos. One holding a BAYBEE and accompanied by a toddler, the other 2 small kids a bit older than the toddler. They are SCREAMING at each other and the cop there who was called to assist this menagerie.

As I eeked by, like a trainwreck, I just HAD to slow down to look and I'm glad I did - I got a good laugh! I beeped the horn, they stopped to look, I rolled down the window and said, "Nice going ladies" as I laughed and drove on.

What a pair of imbeciles.

KidFreeLuvnLife Wrote:
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> This morning proved once again, that a moo would
> eat another moo alive just to get HER kid to skool
> FIRST.
>
> I drive through a nice quiet area of town on my
> way to work. It's 7:45 am. Streets are quiet,
> speed limit 20 mph, pretty modest suburban homes.
> As I'm rounding the corner, I see cop lights
> flashing. Hmmmm..... As I approach, I see a
> white Volvo station wagon and a green Jeep SUV
> have collided. Damage to both vehicles would
> appear that both had to be going about 40 mph.
> Jeep and Volvo were BOTH in the front lawn of a
> house, grass all torn up, mailbox trashed. Front
> ends totally smashed in, hoods popped, front
> bumpers of both cars torn off, the right driver
> wheel of the Jeep is busted RIGHT off.
>
> Standing on the sidewalk are 2 moos. One holding
> a BAYBEE and accompanied by a toddler, the other 2
> small kids a bit older than the toddler. They are
> SCREAMING at each other and the cop there who was
> called to assist this menagerie.
>
> As I eeked by, like a trainwreck, I just HAD to
> slow down to look and I'm glad I did - I got a
> good laugh! I beeped the horn, they stopped to
> look, I rolled down the window and said, "Nice
> going ladies" as I laughed and drove on.
>
> What a pair of imbeciles.

Is it wrong to laugh at this? Thank you for a throughly enjoyable mental image.

We are allowed to laugh at things like this here.

plays lester earl scuggs, duelling banjos

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I just post the stories, for interest.. for everyone

Lord, what fools these mortals be!
- A Midsummer Night’s Dream, Act III, Scene ii

Voltaire said: "Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities."

H.L.Mencken wrote:"The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.”

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. Albert Einstein

Except, instead of banjos, make it samples of screaming babies.

"wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah waaaah...."

*shiver*


mercurior Wrote:
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> plays lester earl scuggs, duelling banjos

Let's not overlook the outstanding example of how to properly conduct yourself in a stressful situation these mothers set for their children to follow.

Bravo parents, BRAAAAAAA-VOOOOO!!!

morons

CF VTer Wrote:
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> Except, instead of banjos, make it samples of
> screaming babies.
>
> "wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah waaaah...."
>
> *shiver*
>
>
My boss is wondering why i'm laughing. I'm gonna get in trouble. where can I get that soundtrack?

Many years ago in Kissimmee, FL, two moos in SUVs got into road rage on I-4.

The ending?

One moo shot the other at an exit ramp. :gun1

That poor cop!Imagine having to listen to all that and remain civil.I almost feel bad for him,but he's the one with a loaded gun.so he could easily end the moo misery for us all.At least those two anyway

Thank you, I needed that laugh today.

I watched a group of moms get into a slap fight at my sister's homecoming.They were fighting over who's daughter should be the queen and all that crap. That was a good night.

I LOOOVE watching moo vs. moo. Vicious cunts are the most competitive creatures on earth and will cut each other to shreds over the smallest of things! As long as no innocent is hurt, I say let the cunts scratch each other to death.

CFBitchfromLA Wrote:
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> I LOOOVE watching moo vs. moo. Vicious cunts are
> the most competitive creatures on earth and will
> cut each other to shreds over the smallest of
> things! As long as no innocent is hurt, I say let
> the cunts scratch each other to death.

Fights between moos are crazier than some reality TV show. They do get down and vicious. When fighting over something regarding their sprogs, they are the most cuntastic women on the planet. There is really no sisterhood with moms. If one mother feels someone else's kid is getting something "better" the fight begins. Even the married moos will start a catfight if some man pays attention to another married mawm...even though these women claim to love their lives. It is like high school. I was at a playground years back to walk the track. Moos were doing what I mentioned and would shun a moo they did not like. What a sad life.

Say umm, any good sites y'all could point me to with some good moo fights?:gun1

Man, I'd pay good money to see that.

"It truly is the one commonality that every designation of humans you can think of has, there's at least one asshole."
--Me

oK. I too, want to see some moo fights !!

Yeah!

I want to see fight-to-the-death moo fights on the TV channels we don't have to pay for--not pay-per-view channels. I want at least a million moos in a stadium to battle to the point where no moo gets out alive.

Keep working more hours, CF people! Millions of breeders depend on us.

Tee-hee, shuxs, you's are so bad!

And we don't seem to have the little satan emoticon! dang

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"I have learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing everyone off is easy and fun as hell"

:eatu

annie35 Wrote:
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> Thank you, I needed that laugh today.
>
> I watched a group of moms get into a slap fight
> at my sister's homecoming.They were fighting over
> who's daughter should be the queen and all that
> crap. That was a good night.


This is a very good example which shows that todays parents do not care to raise a productive member of a society but they are there to produce an ultimate fuck trophy accessory so they can all show it off in front of each other. How do those kids feel about all this?

amethusos* Wrote:
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> CFBitchfromLA Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I LOOOVE watching moo vs. moo. Vicious cunts
> are
> > the most competitive creatures on earth and
> will
> > cut each other to shreds over the smallest of
> > things! As long as no innocent is hurt, I say
> let
> > the cunts scratch each other to death.
>
> Fights between moos are crazier than some reality
> TV show. They do get down and vicious. When
> fighting over something regarding their sprogs,
> they are the most cuntastic women on the planet.
> There is really no sisterhood with moms. If one
> mother feels someone else's kid is getting
> something "better" the fight begins. Even the
> married moos will start a catfight if some man
> pays attention to another married mawm...even
> though these women claim to love their lives. It
> is like high school. I was at a playground years
> back to walk the track. Moos were doing what I
> mentioned and would shun a moo they did not like.
> What a sad life.

It is exactly why our society is gone by the wayside. No one cares about anything but their own image. No one will care or do anything for the good of many, it's all about me, myself and I.