LOL! Great post!
When DH and I bought our beautiful 3-bedroom 1700-square-foot waterfront house last August, a couple that came to our housewarming party said to me, "We were just discussing whether we'd be able to live in a house this SMALL!"
HUH? Why wouldn't this house be big enough for a couple? Oh, yeah...did I mention they're empty-nesters who live in a 4000 square foot house. WHY do they need all that room? Breeders, yecch!