Um, is the phrase "Bed. Made. Lie." appropriate here? Yes, yes it is.
Waaahhhhhh...waaaaaahhhh....I had a baby, now I have to raise it. It's so HAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRD! I didn't know how to use a condom, take a pill or say no. I don't know how to let the baby have a nap and then go out while it's well-rested and happy. I don't know how to hire a babysitter. The baby screams all night and I never knew babies could do that! They don't let women with babies in Dennys! I can't get drunk! I can't smoke pot! I can't listen to loud music! I have no money! I never have time for sex no more! Everything is sticky! My ass is fat!! My gut flops over my low-rise jeans! I never saw a baby before I had one, how was I supposed to know that it was going to be soooooooo hhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaard???!! Mooooooommmmmmiiiiieeeesss like me dooooooon't matter!!! WAHHHHH!