Precious Cargo On Board

We are driving down the interstate on our bike. We see a car with those dumb Precious cargo / baby on board signs all over it, on the windows and bumpers. We pull up beside the car and there are 2 obese over weight redneck women with their soul suckers in the back seat. These kids are not strapped in and both obese moos are sucking on cigarettes with the windows half down. I guess the cargo can't be too precious if you can't take the time to strap your kids in and you are also smoking with the car with them.
Some people are just stupid.

Sounds like every car in Georgia.

they used to use those baby on boards, as a sign to the emergency services.. now its a bragging right..

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Lord, what fools these mortals be!
- A Midsummer Night’s Dream, Act III, Scene ii

Voltaire said: "Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities."

H.L.Mencken wrote:"The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.”

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. Albert Einstein

Fuck them and their horse shit stickers. They get no preferential treatment from me on the road.

Any time I see a pet in any vehicle, though, I'm always sure to be extra courteous to them.

nokyds4me Wrote:
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> Sounds like every car in Georgia.

Also MD. Add a soccer ball sticker.

What I can't stand are those stupid bumper stickers that say things like "my child is an honor student at such and such school". I think I need to get one that says "my cat is smarter than your honor student."

m4p Wrote:
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> What I can't stand are those stupid bumper
> stickers that say things like "my child is an
> honor student at such and such school". I think I
> need to get one that says "my cat is smarter than
> your honor student."


I saw one that said, my biker mom can kick your soccer mom's ass. I thought that one was funny.

My aunt bought my grandfather a t-shirt that says "I hit your honor student so hard his GPA dropped" to wear when he was in the rehab.

m4p Wrote:
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> What I can't stand are those stupid bumper
> stickers that say things like "my child is an
> honor student at such and such school". I think I
> need to get one that says "my cat is smarter than
> your honor student."


I did see one going to school one day:
"My child is inmate of the month at the county jail."

Best bumper sticker I've seen is:

Your child may be an honor student, but you're still an idiot.

I Think it was George Carlin who said those baby on board placards are great targets for freeway shooters.

MIB

annie35 Wrote:
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> We are driving down the interstate on our bike. We
> see a car with those dumb Precious cargo / baby on
> board signs all over it, on the windows and
> bumpers. We pull up beside the car and there are 2
> obese over weight redneck women with their soul
> suckers in the back seat. These kids are not
> strapped in and both obese moos are sucking on
> cigarettes with the windows half down. I guess the
> cargo can't be too precious if you can't take the
> time to strap your kids in and you are also
> smoking with the car with them.
> Some people are just stupid.

The only reason why the brats are "precious" to the breeders is because the breeders get lots of handouts (including benefits to use for junk food and smokes) for shitting out the bastards.

Here are some of my favorite car signs/bumper stickers:

Attack Cat on Board (or any takeoff on the Brat on Board signs)
Thanks for Not Breeding

Keep working more hours, CF people! Millions of breeders depend on us.

Those fucking "Bastard On Board" signs make me want to ram their nasty cars/vans.

(They're always old wrecks that shouldn't even be on the road anymore, I swear. They can't afford a reliable car, but they sure can afford to fuck and breed!)