My apologies folks, and believe me, it's not for the lack of wanting to do something. You are about to be stuck with the bill for an ignorant welfare breeder in my family.
I found out that one of my younger cousins is preygunt. She's 21, 300lbs and has no babydaddy in the picture and continues to fuck around up in the ghetto. Minimum wage job and living at home, with her fucking parents condoning the whole fuckin mess. And get this, not one word, NOT ONE FUCKING WORD about future prevention of mistakes like this one, no talk of depo provera, tubes tied, NOTHING.
I'm livid. Of course, I've never been allowed to talk to her about all of this because of my "lifestyle" or whatever shit. If anyone on the face of this earth could have prevented this welfare pregnancy, it would have been me. She would have been at that abortion clinic or worst case scenerio, giving it up for adoption.
She's also completely "whiggered" out, into the whole "proud to be preygunt and who da babydaddy." I was never allowed to have any influence on this child because her parents despise my "lifestyle" and opinions.
And I suspect she's going to continue costing childfree folks a lot of money in the future, this won't be the last pregnancy paid for by you.
Not much I can do, since I'm "not allowed" to speak to her, and she's never expressed much of an interest in speaking to me, no doubt, due to the brainwashing of her idiot parents.
My mother was able to get in some choice words though, which I doubt had much of an effect, but basically when they were out with her and her mother for breakfast one morning the little cousin had the nerve to say to my mom when my mom announced she was stepping outside for a smoke, "oh can you not smoke around me, it's bad for the baaaayyybeeee." to wit my mum replied: "well now, if you were so concerned about the health of your baby, why were you up in the ghetto screwing around without condoms, ever hear of AIDS? Babies can be born with AIDS you know." That shut the whole clan up and not another word was said.
What gets me about this whole mess is how "proud" she walks around about this pregnancy. They're even throwing a baby shower and the whole shebang for her. Unfuckingreal.
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