Although most all of it has already been eloquently covered by my co-members here, below is what I'd call, "The Best of KidlessKim's Breeder Fuckers' Faux Pas" and they aren't necessarily in order of the most annoying or egregious.
Abhorrent Breeder Behavior1)Baby stalking in
any form is not only annoying, but in most all cases it is a huge waster of our time which makes it
especially annoying. Those times would include any time we are in line behind them at a lunch counter, retail store line of any type, or they are otherwise blocking and/or delaying our God given right as paying customers to make our purchase and exit the establishment in a timely manner. I have been held hostage
countless times by breeders who are not
only bombarding the cashier and anyone in line who will listen with bullshit verbal baby stalking about their loaf related purchases, but they are
also scanning "the audience" for nods of approval and validation that, yes, we ALL realize you are buying that formula, diapers, or prescription, etc...for your fresh loaf, so
FUCK YOU VERY MUCH and
please move along! The only thing worse is when they have the loaf in a carrier or stroller
with them and literally hold it up to their captive audience like the fucking Kunta Kinte loaf in the opening scene of Roots.
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2)Cow Co-Workers who are
constantly injecting kid-talk into
every fucking conversation and
especially when they steer
TOTALLY unrelated work talk towards their kids or kid related things or activities. Examples would include, "Oh, I agree we should hold the management meeting with the area director coming into town Friday night on Saturday instead of Sunday!
As a mom, I am all too familiar with how we NEED our Saturdays to catch up with all of our house work and get some rest before we can even BEGIN to think about going to a company meeting! If she wasn't childless I bet she would hold it on Monday instead of flying back out so soon!!" or, "I think dividing up computer time among us until our new ones come in would be a good idea too and a better way to be more efficient as an office. It's like I tell my kids, "You can't all THREE play with that toy at the same time! You must learn to share!" , or, "This new payroll policy of bi-weekly deductions is a much better one, kind of like I do with my kid's allowance when they break something and are docked until it's paid for. Did I tell you about Clumsileena's breaking my crystal vase last week?", etc...You name the subject and a Moo can think of a reason to sway it towards her kids.:headbrick
3)When breeders drag their kids to places they are
CLEARLY uninvited or not welcomed. While restaurants, movies, and plays are bad enough, it's even worse when it's a special one time occasion which they
can and do easily ruin for everyone else such as weddings, going away parties, funerals, graduations, and award-type ceremonies.
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4)Anytime they allow their kid to
do something gross or BE nasty, just by it's presence, such as filling a diaper to capacity, bringing it out sick and it's sneezing or vomiting on every available surface including
on us, licking surfaces such as deli cases, condiment bottles, fruit-vegetables, or other food products innocent people will later unknowingly consume, or taking it into public with visible puss filled sores from Chicken Pox, Impetigo, Herpes of any type on it's mouth and/or face, Pink Eye, Paw, Hoof, and Mouth Disease, or
whatever gross contagion it
may be carrying
and spreading. If green snot, diarrhea, the Pin Worms, or puss is involved then they
NEED to stay home! This goes double for public udder feeding. There is
NEVER a good enough reason to drag out a nasty and potentially disease laden purple udder or a taffy titty in public and allow a suckling to
feed.5)When they foist Tard-Screamers onto the public when they
know in advance a meltdown is imminent. Few things are more predictable than a Tard
WILL become a howler if it's overstimulated in
any way, so WHY they bring Tards into crowds of noisy people, holiday exhibits with lots of lights and sounds, fairs and circus' where loud noises and surprise lighting is a staple, or into populated and noisy areas
at all will always remain a mystery to me. Going by their own admissions, Tards can NOT be assimilated into those types of environments, so what's the point
other than to disturb everyone else present?The Tards don't enjoy it, so it doesn't even make any sense!
6)When they "wear" a kid, it's just about more than I can endure,
especially if the thing is old enough to walk on it's own. The worst of it is when duddy has it strapped on in a pouch across his ample gut and moob area, like a fucking Kangaroo, only
fat, balding, and shorter.
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7)ANY Moo who prattles on about
trying to become inpig, about the inpigness itself, or rambles on and on and on for two years AFTER she sluices with commentary as if she
only recently sluiced. I have even heard cows refer to their "baby", or, "When ***I**** had Loafetta". when the kid is in high school! They are especially guilty of this when another cow has trumped them with an inpigness of her own, so she starts trying to upstage her with the, "When ****I**** was pregnant with loaf one......" or just about
ANYTHING that steers conversation to her or
HER inpigness, even if the kid has it's
own kids by now. I have an aunt who does this shit all the time and her son is 36 fucking years old! "Oh, when I was pregnant with Josh I had AWFUL morning sickness
too". I also have ZERO desire to get a visual of her and her pudgy husband, "trying" to get pregnant NOR do I want to see her waddle the inpig waddle or rub her gut,
ever.:smn
8)When male breeders announce to anyone who will listen on a regular basis about what good fathers they are, is
very annoying to me. I have found that the more they brag, the less likely it is they are even halfway decent fathers. They
SHOULD be taking and picking up their toddler from daycare, feeding the loaf formula, rocking it when it wakes up at night, etc....That's what a parent is
SUPPOSED to do. They want extra credit and pats on the back though for "baby sitting" their own self replicants or doing the smallest of tasks like cleaning up one spill of vomit or changing a dirty diaper. YOU fucked without birth control and created it, so you
should be caring for your
own kid! :bedmadelie
9)I am
sick to death of every single comment section in the news, on any given topic, on any given day, starting out with, "As a mom", "As a father", or "As a parent", they know, understand, or feel this or that more acutely and deeply than
anyone else because, for no other reason than, they are childed. "As a parent, I can't imagine what the panic was like when that tornado swept through the town", or, "As a mom, I think I realize the importance of good nutrition, exercise, and proper health care", or, "As a father, I know how important it is to get that new traffic light up on Elm Street to thwart traffic accidents", or, "As a parent, I am upset about toxic waste dumping", or, "As a mom, I am concerned about who is elected as our new mayor", or, "As a father, I think all products should be made safer", or, "As a mom, I care about pesticide free fruits and vegetables", or, "As a father, I want world peace and the war to end", etc..........:BS
10)Any
and all commentary and actions to the effect that their time, opinions, need for money, wants for goods and services, housing needs, medical care, survival, or WHAT
ever is more important and worthy of higher consideration than that of unchilded people.
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If YOU are the "exception" to what I am saying, then why does my commentary bother you so much?
I don't hate your kids, I HATE YOU!