This shit is considered fun? Wow...these people really need to sort out their priorities if they think that getting a noseful of shit fumes from their loaf is fun.
Some of these are vomit-worthy:
"Finding out, at your antenatal class reunion, that no one gets bored of your birth story, no matter how many times you tell it."
- Oh they get very tired and disgusted by it, but they actually have enough manners to not tell you how much of a retard you are. One time telling your birth story is once too many.
"Watching your baby's sleeping face and wondering what the future holds for him."
- I'd be watching and trying to keep from cramming a sock down the little fucker's throat.
"Experiencing that amazing feeling of tenderness when your baby falls asleep in your arms."
- Yeah, the tenderness is when your arms start to ache from holding up the drooling, shitting loaf.
"Discovering all the little characteristics that make your baby unique -- fat toes, sticky-out ears, hair that sticks up no matter how much it's brushed..."
- All babies look like this, you asshats.
"Relishing the moment when he first says, 'I love you, Mummy'."
- ...because someday they will be screaming "I HATE YOU".
What a bunch of fucking morons. I can't believe people actually believe that crock of shit. I think I am sensing a full-fledged rant for my site being conceived from this topic. Hahaha, thanks for posting this, Computer Nerd.