'Jamie and I are desperate for a baby boy,' says Jools Oliver

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1040313/Jamie-I-desperate-baby-boy-says-Jools-Oliver--poses-seductive-shoot.html

My comment, but they never get published: Then adopt. You can afford it. You're stinking rich. Ohhhh but it wouldn't be a REAL baby since it wouldn't come out of your body... I get it. So none of the adopted people are REAL people...


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Jools... what a fucking stupid creative name....

Mrs. Ogre Wrote:
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> http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-10403
> 13/Jamie-I-desperate-baby-boy-says-Jools-Oliver--p
> oses-seductive-shoot.html
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> My comment, but they never get published: Then
> adopt. You can afford it. You're stinking rich.
> Ohhhh but it wouldn't be a REAL baby since it
> wouldn't come out of your body... I get it. So
> none of the adopted people are REAL people...
>
>
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> Jools... what a fucking stupid creative name....

Yeah, sure, i'd want a baby with that wet lipped scurvy riddled self important hack if a tv chef. Jools! So CYUTE. They are "desperate". SFTU- people here can't even pay their bills. Get a life, JOOLS.

Adopt - 100%.

They can afford to adopt several boys.

I never understood what is so great about his cooking show; all he does is stick his fingers into what he's making and then licks off whatever is on them.

Keep working more hours, CF people! Millions of breeders depend on us.

..'Now Jools Oliver has revealed that she is prepared to undergo further gruelling IVF treatment to give him the son he has dreamed of.'

"GREULLING"????? Gimme a break. How hard is it to spread your legs and keep your ass in the air for a few minutes? He has two daughters but is "dreaming" for a son? What a selfish bastard to put his girls through knowing they are'nt good enough because they don't have a penis.?

"The former model underwent months of fertility treatment to have daughters Poppy Honey, six, and Daisy Boo, five, after she was diagnosed with polycystic ovaries."

s POPPY HONEY and DAISY BOO? Jesus Christ. What are they gonna name the next one, POPEYE? sheesh.


"Baby plans: Jools Oliver is a picture of glamour for the Red magazine shoot as she reveals she and Jamie are desperate for a baby boy"

I am sorry, but "desperate" is not an adjective which fits wanting a child to be of a certain sex. "Desperate" generally describes something life threatening, or hopeless like; DESPERATE for a cure, or food was so scarce someone was facing starvation and DESPERATE, so they ate their pet.


'Jools – born Juliette Norton - admitted that she was keen to have more children and was keen to give her husband a much desired son.

'I would love more kids but number three is taking much longer than I thought,' she told Red Magazine."

UMMMM, not really all that long. They already HAVE two kids and she is only 32 and they have only been married 8 years, how fast does she think it is supposed to happen?

'If I have to go through the fertility drugs again, I will. Jamie would do anything to have a boy."

Here we go again, reiterating the importance of a boy over their two girls who already exist, niiiiiiice.


"Jools has published a non-fiction book about her problems conceiving. Minus Nine to One: The Diary of an Honest Mum, famously revealed intimate details of the couple’s fertility process, including one about Jamie racing across London on his scooter to deliver a jam jar of his sperm to Hammersmith Hospital."

A JAM OF JAR WITH SPERM IN IT? EEEEWWWWWWeeeeewwwwwwwwwww, how utterly nasty and WAY TMI.

"Jools has just finished a children's book called The Adventures of Dotty and Bluebell which is out next month."

Oh, I am sure people will be camped outside the bookstore to get the first copies of THAT runaway best seller.

C'mon kim, this is important news. The world is hanging on every little development......

I'd like to "give my husband a son" - upside the head.

Adoption isn't all it's cracked up to be either.

And if they have another three girls? Guess they'll just keep trying until the get the god almighty son...

If you're having problems, then be thankful for the two you have. You're way ahead of thousands of women who'd kill for a child fullstop. What they hell is wrong with some of these people?

Mrs. Ogre Wrote:
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> Jools... what a fucking stupid creative name....


This seems to be a kreeeeative nayme in England. Merc or anyone else from the UK, is this true?

Keep working more hours, CF people! Millions of breeders depend on us.

Jamie's career must not be going so well any more.

"It truly is the one commonality that every designation of humans you can think of has, there's at least one asshole."
--Me

How can you tell? Because she's trying to have as many kids as she can to keep her wallet, or because she's churning out books about her oh-so-hard knock life in a desperate bid to stay relevant and in the spotlight -- like every other over-the-hill model, actress, singer, heiress who was only famous for their looks and scandals and not any actual talent?

Jools -- a boring English way of making the banal, clumsy, money-obsessed fat-bottomed pony-club-joining field-hockey-playing type of girl sound cool and kooky.

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"The death of creativity is a pram in the hallway"
- Cyril Connolly

Thanks, Amethyst.

Is the name supposed to be a cutesy version of Julie or Julia?

I can mix ingredients together, stick a hand in it and lick it off. Those are the qualifications you need to do Jamie's show for big cash. It's great work if you can get it.

Keep working more hours, CF people! Millions of breeders depend on us.

Catabat Wrote:
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> And if they have another three girls? Guess
> they'll just keep trying until the get the god
> almighty son...
>
> If you're having problems, then be thankful for
> the two you have. You're way ahead of thousands of
> women who'd kill for a child fullstop. What they
> hell is wrong with some of these people?


Heck, some of them DO kill. Most of the perps in these cases are virtually welfare whores to begin with; which makes me wonder: they probably dont' want the kid, they want the welfare check that comes along with it. They just can't make their own welfare bastard. And (thank God) medicaid is not picking up invitro just yet.
Oh yeah, that asshole group that thinks giving starving Africans cheap in vitro will probably come here next.

i cant stand that fat tounge cunt after he killed those chickens on tv

roger Wrote:
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> i cant stand that fat tounge cunt after he killed
> those chickens on tv

WHAT?!?

And, like the rest of you said: those wankers don't know the real meaning of "desperate". Piss off already!

what you didnt hear how he electrocuted and suffocated chickens and slit a lambs throat on tv.i cant stand the whole celebrity chef bullshit these pricks are so full of themselves i mean they are only chefs what they do isn't important.

"Despite looking the picture of glamour in these pictures, Jools insisted that she is happy to remain in the background looking after her family, rather than pursuing a career in the public eye like other wives of celebrities."

Yeah, right, that's why she wrote some stupid book about her Heart-Wrenching Infertility(TM), because she wanted to stay out of the limelight.

As if anyone gives a shit about her cooter juice and her conception problems.

And I predict divorce in a few years. She's digging into the wallet and holding onto his balls with all she's got.

What do that Stepford bimbo and her "rich and famous" hubby want a golden male sprog for in THIS century? A DNA copy of the "rich and famous" celebrity to take over his cooking "empire" one day???

Ironically - and I SAY "ironically"...girls CAN cook, too!

And the other thing is, I hate a lot of food people. They take themselves and what they do waaaay too seriously. (Gluten Free Moo comes to mind.)

And I hate the superiority and snobbery. I like good food, but a lot of these people could use a dose of humility. The amount of food we have available to us and the amount wasted every day should make people sad.

If you have enough to eat on this Earth, you are very fortunate. Everything else is just gravy. I don't want (more) people to starve, but sometimes I think a food shortage or economic crash would give these people the rude awakenings they need.

Still shaking my head over the name "Jools". Rhymes with "drools", "stools" (the BM kind), "fools", "tools", etc....

"Jules" is a legitimate male name. I guess she had to give it the cre8ive spelling to differentiate it.

Poppy Honey and Daisy Boo. What disgusting names. They sound like cartoon characters instead of real people.

"grueling" is NOT a term that should be allowed within a solar system of describing IVF. "Grueling" describes the hell of chemotherapy, radiation, and radical surgery for cancer, as just ONE example.

This is pathetic. I used to like Jamie Oliver way back when he was first starting out. Now he's just another whining breeder. And his wife? Get a fucking grip. Count your lucky stars that you already have healthy children. You make me sick!!

Stephanie Wrote:
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> How can you tell? Because she's trying to have as
> many kids as she can to keep her wallet, or
> because she's churning out books about her
> oh-so-hard knock life in a desperate bid to stay
> relevant and in the spotlight -- like every other
> over-the-hill model, actress, singer, heiress who
> was only famous for their looks and scandals and
> not any actual talent?


None of the above actually. Years of growing up watching sit coms taught me, the show's in the crapper when they introduce a new baby or young child. Real life taught me, the family's usually in the crapper when they're trying to make a baby.

"It truly is the one commonality that every designation of humans you can think of has, there's at least one asshole."
--Me

Dumb white trash doesn't know any better.

CheeseLouise....you are right.Those three things DO suck,and I have gotten off pretty easy on all three counts.

I think breeders just need something to increase their misplaced sense of martyrdom.

Those names are creepily food related in my head.Well,ghetto food related.Either that or barely legal porn names at best.I am shocked we don't see Daisy spelled as D'aisy and Honey as Hunie.

What happened to William,Charles,Elizabeth and Emily?

I never want kids but I am fascinated by names and etymology,those just suck (and blow).