Who is shitting out these gangbangers anyway

And in other death row news, get a load of this tubby bastard who claims he is 'too fat' to be humanely executed by lethal injection. Wonder why-could it have anything to do with those nice three meals a day on the taxpayer's tab? A simple solution-get a rope. The extra lard won't be an issue then!

http://www.cnn.com/2008/CRIME/08/04/death.penalty.fat.ap/index.html

Ann, I read the article about that horrible, tubby waste of space. Oh no, we can't "humanely" kill this convicted murderer/rapist by lethal injection (as though he actually deserves a humane death)? Hey, let's pull out an old-fashioned firing squad. Bullets can conveniently pierce right through lard, last time I checked.