Funny article from cracked.com

Of course, WE already know all this, but I thought you guys might appreciate it anyway.

http://www.cracked.com/article_16508_6-terrifying-things-they-dont-tell-you-about-childbirth.html

Positively revolting. Did anyone read any of the comments? The one where the moomie describes the smell made me sick on my stomach. They said the cost is 10k MINIMUM, and that one guy said his insurance paid over 18k. Why could women have babies in caves, rice fields, mangers/barns, in their own beds, under treese, while walking, etc... for thousands of years with no help, but now it's considered a 2 day hospital stay minimum, like it was major surgery?

Ewwwww!!!! That was soooo disgusting!

This comment's a doozie:

"I read an article about how one doctor didn't sew up his patient correctly after her episiotomy and she ended up with a nasty infection from her feces going into her vagina instead of out her anus. One thing I heard that should be on this list is that some women completely lose feeling in their vaginal areas and can no longer have an orgasm. That would be horrible."

(Closes website halfway through reading and hurries to bathroom to empty out the contents of my stomach.)

This stuff is...so graphic it WOULD risk the entire humankind going extinct at once!!!

Cracked was a humor/parody magazine. Now I see what it became.

Keep working more hours, CF people! Millions of breeders depend on us.

married with rabbits Wrote:
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> m4p Wrote:
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> >
> Saw an Oprah show 4 years ago about young African
> girls who are y'know, married off at 12 years old,
> expected to pop out babies. Their bodies aren't
> developed enough yet, they are in labor for days,
> give birth to dead babies and end up with
> fistulas. Some gynecologist went through and
> started a clinic there to help all the girls with
> fistulas... apparently they were banished from
> their homes and husbands because they were dirty
> and smelled bad. Getting a surgery meant they
> could be free to go back to husbands and breed
> again.


This problem is mainly due to female circumcision that is widely practiced in African countries.

I just sent it to a father to be...

YOU CAN BUY SPRAY "SO YOUR WHOLE HOUSE CAN SMELL JUST LIKE BABY". (Caps intended) I'm sure they left the shit and vomit out.

Edited to say I apologize for the lack of relevance. Off to vomit.

My bathroom smells like baby every morning, thankfully I have an exhaust fan and NO BABY, so it has no smell when I get home at night.

"It truly is the one commonality that every designation of humans you can think of has, there's at least one asshole."
--Me

POTPOURRI TIME!!!!!!!!!! Seriously. What can you do to make their bathroom smell like decaying donkey?

Proof that childbirth is NOT the Hallmark moment every breeder cow likes to think it is.

None for me thanks. I think I'll keep my dignity and my fit body and pass on the shit loaf.

"What can you do to make their bathroom smell like decaying donkey?
"
That one made me spit out my coffee