Jennifer Aniston NNEEEDDDS children. Poor thing.

http://www.wwtdd.com/post.phtml?pk=10621

Pretty soon, Jennifer will choose the celeb-lesbian route, get some anonymous sperm, and use a turkey baster. Maybe Melissa Etheridge can give her David Crosby's number. I'm sure he'd be happy to help out.

Honestly, in some ways, I feel sorry that she can't seem to find a suitable significant other. She seems to have bad taste in men and consistently chooses jerks that just want to humiliate her. Of course, on the other side of the coin, that article made her sound like a desperate nutcase who wants to get pregnant and pop out a busload of kiddies.

Although, if marriage and children is what she wanted, she had no business hooking up with John Meyer. This talentless hack makes my skin crawl. He's a pretentious, womanizing bastard who is well-known for talking about how many groupies he bangs a night on his tours. He has a very flippant attitude about females. He's big on "fuck 'em and forget 'em". Oh, but I guess Jennifer just thought she was so amazing she could change this selfish prick....WRONG.

Remember:

"No matter how beautiful a woman is, there's some guy out there who's sick of her shit."

I'm not saying she's beautiful, I'm just saying she may well have the market cornered on shit.

Hmmm...maybe she wants to get married - just to have kiddies.

...no wonder.

And meanwhile, her husband-stealing rival, Angelina Jolie is REALLY dripping with babies by now.

That's the thing- when I was reading all this heartbreak shit about Aniston and Jolie stealing her may-un, I remember thinking, most men would bail with jolie, and a lot of wives wouldn't blame them.

Even if she is insane, etc.

its despressing to hear she is a wanna moo, its a total turn off to hear this, i think, boring, sheep

John Mayer a Rock Singer?! I doubt that...LMFAO...rock singer - NOT.

RatsNotBrats Wrote:
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> Pretty soon, Jennifer will choose the
> celeb-lesbian route, get some anonymous sperm, and
> use a turkey baster. Maybe Melissa Etheridge can
> give her David Crosby's number. I'm sure he'd be
> happy to help out.
>
> Honestly, in some ways, I feel sorry that she
> can't seem to find a suitable significant other.
> She seems to have bad taste in men and
> consistently chooses jerks that just want to
> humiliate her. Of course, on the other side of
> the coin, that article made her sound like a
> desperate nutcase who wants to get pregnant and
> pop out a busload of kiddies.
>
> Although, if marriage and children is what she
> wanted, she had no business hooking up with John
> Meyer. This talentless hack makes my skin crawl.
> He's a pretentious, womanizing bastard who is
> well-known for talking about how many groupies he
> bangs a night on his tours. He has a very
> flippant attitude about females. He's big on
> "fuck 'em and forget 'em". Oh, but I guess
> Jennifer just thought she was so amazing she could
> change this selfish prick....WRONG.


He totally makes my skin crawl as well. I think of him as too "emo" for some reason. There is just something that is beyone irritating about him.

Jennifer Aniston is one of my favorite actresses and I would love to see her happy. She needs to learn first how to be happy alone I think.

Nobody NEEEEEEEEEDS children. Period.

You NEED air. You NEED food. You NEED water, etc.

You don't NEED children.

nokyds4me Wrote:
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> its despressing to hear she is a wanna moo, its a
> total turn off to hear this, i think, boring,
> sheep

Sigh, it makes me sad too. I kind of liked Jen, if only because she wasn't freakishly thin, puffy lipped, nose jobbed scary and seemed to be almost an actual person. Of course, who knows how much of this is real, and how much is made up tabloid nonsense.

"It truly is the one commonality that every designation of humans you can think of has, there's at least one asshole."
--Me

I used to have respect for Jennifer Aniston - until this b.s. These actresses who keep popping out babies, or who have to have one, need their heads examined!