Poor moo nearly loses a nipple

"Emi’s been cutting three new teeth so the last week she has not been sleeping well. The other night before bed I went to put some polysporin on my nipples because they were sore and had a few nicks. I grabbed the little white tube and applied it directly to my nipple, but I noticed it smelled funny. I looked at the tube and it was Compound W. So I just about had a heart attack and feverishly scoured my nipple for 5 minutes. We no longer keep the Compound W next to the Polysporin" :bawl


THAT'S the kind of shit that happens when you BREASTFEED kids who are old enough to have teeth. It ALSO happens when you are so tired from being groped during the night by hungry nurslings, much like a wild dog might expect from a litter of pups, because pweshush "Emi" doesn't sleep in her own bed where she CLEARLY belongs! I wish her damned nipples would have rotted off, but that probably would have sent her to a nuthouse as all she knows how to do is offer up a teat to the hungry sucklings. That is soooooo nasteeee.

What, is compound W going to rot her fucking nips off or something? Give me break you stupid paranoid granola whore. Wash it off and move along to more important things for crying out loud. Jesus, these women blow my mind..

"So I just about had a heart attack"

Fer Dog's sake. Putting Compound W on your teat won't kill you. Do these moomies have no life outside of their baybee? As my mother would say, "If this is your biggest problem, you're doing pretty well." Idiot.

She should pride herself on being a well-run dairy plant with her prize udders.

I also thought the suckling whelp was hungry enough to want some of moo's MEAT, too!

I wonder where she uses the Compound W that she keeps it so handy...

Some kids get teeth as early as 2 months, but should be breastfed for at least a year. You think she would quit though after a kid was eating her nipple, but there is a culture of shame and failure surrounding breastfeeding controlled by holier than thou art moos. Quite frankly, show me a class of 1st graders and tell me just by looking at them which ones were breastfed and which ones were formula fed? Stupid thing to kill yourself over, in my opinion.