"Emi’s been cutting three new teeth so the last week she has not been sleeping well. The other night before bed I went to put some polysporin on my nipples because they were sore and had a few nicks. I grabbed the little white tube and applied it directly to my nipple, but I noticed it smelled funny. I looked at the tube and it was Compound W. So I just about had a heart attack and feverishly scoured my nipple for 5 minutes. We no longer keep the Compound W next to the Polysporin" :bawl
THAT'S the kind of shit that happens when you BREASTFEED kids who are old enough to have teeth. It ALSO happens when you are so tired from being groped during the night by hungry nurslings, much like a wild dog might expect from a litter of pups, because pweshush "Emi" doesn't sleep in her own bed where she CLEARLY belongs! I wish her damned nipples would have rotted off, but that probably would have sent her to a nuthouse as all she knows how to do is offer up a teat to the hungry sucklings. That is soooooo nasteeee.