This is what passes for camping for today's breeders and spawn
Posted by catmeow
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This is what passes for camping for today's breeders and spawn August 17, 2008 |
This isn't camping, fucktards! I bet these morons believe they're roughing it! 
http://www.boston.com/lifestyle/gallery/glamcamping/
Keep working more hours, CF people! Millions of breeders depend on us.
http://www.boston.com/lifestyle/gallery/glamcamping/
Keep working more hours, CF people! Millions of breeders depend on us.
Why don't they just call it a weekend get away or vacation? It's CERTAINLY not "camping", any more than taking an RV on a trip is "camping". My Eagle Scout husband was APPALLED when he found out that modern day boy scouts used charcoal for "camp fires" which included a grill from wallyworld.
Most kids today wouldn't have a snowball's chance in hell if they were stranded on an island for more than a day. They would probably drink salt water, eat poisonous berries, and/or be unable to construct or find shelter. I shudder to think how any modern day chylld with ADHD could survive without his medication. Maybe he would learn REAL early on that wart hogs don't give a SHIT if you are bi-polar, Autistic, or have any other "special needs", they will gouge you to death with their tusks anyway. Hurricanes don't give a SHIT if you are too stupid to find a cave or build a shelter, they will wash you away with the sand crabs and jellyfish.
We are enabling weak willed, unintelligent, simpletons with tubby tummies and poor senses to survive by artifical means, when mother nature would kill them in a heartbeat. Mother nature doesn't believe in extended breastfeeding, ADHD drugs, remote controls, or microwavable kyd's meals. There are NO Happy meals and RPG's in nature.
Most kids today wouldn't have a snowball's chance in hell if they were stranded on an island for more than a day. They would probably drink salt water, eat poisonous berries, and/or be unable to construct or find shelter. I shudder to think how any modern day chylld with ADHD could survive without his medication. Maybe he would learn REAL early on that wart hogs don't give a SHIT if you are bi-polar, Autistic, or have any other "special needs", they will gouge you to death with their tusks anyway. Hurricanes don't give a SHIT if you are too stupid to find a cave or build a shelter, they will wash you away with the sand crabs and jellyfish.We are enabling weak willed, unintelligent, simpletons with tubby tummies and poor senses to survive by artifical means, when mother nature would kill them in a heartbeat. Mother nature doesn't believe in extended breastfeeding, ADHD drugs, remote controls, or microwavable kyd's meals. There are NO Happy meals and RPG's in nature.
kidlesskim Wrote:
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> Most kids today wouldn't have a snowball's chance
> in hell if they were stranded on an island for
> more than a day. They would probably drink salt
> water, eat poisonous berries, and/or be unable to
> construct or find shelter. I shudder to think how
> any modern day chylld with ADHD could survive
> without his medication.
This gives me a great idea: dump a shitload of shitspawn and their worthless breeders in a jungle and tell the fuckers that they will be on a "reality" show. Before they get stranded in a horrid place, take all the ADD/autism/Tourette's meds away and watch their reactions.
If the cretins croak after drinking salt water, eating poisonous berries and being deprived of sleep, it would be a fine public service.
Keep working more hours, CF people! Millions of breeders depend on us.
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> Most kids today wouldn't have a snowball's chance
> in hell if they were stranded on an island for
> more than a day. They would probably drink salt
> water, eat poisonous berries, and/or be unable to
> construct or find shelter. I shudder to think how
> any modern day chylld with ADHD could survive
> without his medication.
This gives me a great idea: dump a shitload of shitspawn and their worthless breeders in a jungle and tell the fuckers that they will be on a "reality" show. Before they get stranded in a horrid place, take all the ADD/autism/Tourette's meds away and watch their reactions.
If the cretins croak after drinking salt water, eating poisonous berries and being deprived of sleep, it would be a fine public service.
Keep working more hours, CF people! Millions of breeders depend on us.
LOL, catmeow.
Now THAT'S a reality show I would watch.
Now THAT'S a reality show I would watch.kidlesskim Wrote:
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> My Eagle Scout husband was APPALLED when he found out that
> modern day boy scouts used charcoal for "camp
> fires" which included a grill from wallyworld.
Sheesh! I even learned how to build a proper fire at camp when I was a Junior Girl Scout.
IMO, it's not camping if you're not covered in mosquito bites, sharing your tent with spiders, and don't smell like a campfire by the end of the trip.
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> My Eagle Scout husband was APPALLED when he found out that
> modern day boy scouts used charcoal for "camp
> fires" which included a grill from wallyworld.
Sheesh! I even learned how to build a proper fire at camp when I was a Junior Girl Scout.
IMO, it's not camping if you're not covered in mosquito bites, sharing your tent with spiders, and don't smell like a campfire by the end of the trip.
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