This kyd holds it and then shits herself, runs around naked, and plays with herself

"My dd, who for some reason I desided to start potty training has devolped some things I don't like. She is scared to death to poop in the potty. A little potty or big potty, she freaks out and so has been holding it until I put a pullup on her for naptime, or undies on to go outside (shes been going naked). Since shes been going nakey, she has descovered herself...So she has been putting toys down yonder, I cought her writing down there, and she always seems to have her hands down yonder or up her butt. I ask her if they itch or hurt and she says no....I tell her we don't play w/ ourselves like that but I don't know what else to do. Any ideas?"



Yeah, I have a few ideas. WHY is a kid "afraid" of a potty? WHY does she wait until she has on underwear to shit on herself? WHY does she let her go outside "nakey" or just walk around "nakey". The playing with herself I "get", but I do NOT get her shoving her fingers UP HER ASS NOR do I "get" her rubbing toys on her twat or asshole. I hope to God that this moo doesn't let neighborhood kid or guests come into contact with these infected toys or the nasty little kid's germy fingers. It's NO SMALL WONDER that most kids are sick all of the time when you have kids sticking their fingers up their asses, shitting on themselves, and allowed to roam the neighborhood naked. HOW GROSS. What does she mean "writing down there"? The kids takes a majik marker to her cooter? It's probably the same marker moomie takes to the grocery store to mark her list off. (remind me to never borrow a pen from a moo)

These people just spread germs all over creation, but then whine about their chyyldren's safety and health.

I swear to God kidless, you find the most fucked up shit I've ever heard in my life. These stories are worse than any movie idea Stephen King could EVER conjure up in that insane little mind of his.

What. The. Fuck?????????? Her sentences don't even make the first bit of sense for fucks' sake: .."deSided"..."dEscovered"..."cOught"...there's half the fucking problem right there: complete and utter density. Unfix-able, broken.

Then there's this opening gem-of-a-statement: ..."for some reason I deSided to start potty training"...oh OK, so what, you were planning on NEVER teaching her how to shit and piss in a toilet? God you empty-headed twit, GET A LIFE!:scr!!

AwwwwMAN!This crap is just NASTY! Are these moos idiots? Oops, my bad. Self-evident answer.

I love how there is no mention of the kid's age. I wonder if we're dealing with a 36-month-old or a school-aged kid.

I also can kinda get the toy issue - a lot of kids will "discover themselves" and the...uhhh...playing is normal. But the fear of the toilet seems a little kooky. Also, I think I may see the issue with the girl shitting her underwear. Pull-Ups are designed to mimic underwear closely, but serve the same purpose as a diaper for maximum comfort (so the kiddies can feel as comfy as possible in their own filth). Pwincess is so used to shitting into what feels like underwear and is comfortable doing so that she will gladly shit her underwear.

The fear of a normal toilet I can *kinda* understand -- especially if they have no little booster seat to prevent them from falling into the bowl. But a fear of doing her business on a cutesy little kiddie potty strikes me as odd.

married with rabbits Wrote:
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> Bahahahaha, I sometimes used to place toys on my
> genitals when I was little. But I usually did that
> in the bathtub.


LOL! I am sure many of us did, but I don't remember putting my fingers OR any toys in my ass, NOR was I allowed to go "nakey" or take a pen to my cooter. I just hope she makes the kyd CONSTANTLY wash her hands AND that she takes a Clorax wipe to the toys and the writing utensils, at the very least. Although if it were me, I'd throw all of the tainted shit away.

That kid is being turned into an untamed animal.=P

WHAT'S SHE WRITING

Oh heck, these mental disorders have to start somewhere!!!

I have a suggestion.

When you find the kid doing the offensive behavior, grab her hands, hold them with your left hand, and give her 3 good hard smacks across the face with your right hand, while sternly saying, "NO!"

Unless you're left-handed, then smack with the left hand and grab with the right. LOL

LMAO My partner has a friend who has three kids. The daughter is five years old and is continually sticking dice, pieces of lego etc. up her arse and cooter. She's been taken to the ER on three separate occasions after shoving something so high up her arse that they couldn't get it out again. I don't know if they ever attempt to discipline her to prevent her from doing it again, but since it keeps happening, my guess is not.

Arctic_Fox Wrote:
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> LMAO My partner has a friend who has three kids.
> The daughter is five years old and is continually
> sticking dice, pieces of lego etc. up her arse and
> cooter.

I think there are nasty nightclubs in Bangkok where she could paid a tidy sum by the sweaty punters to perform that little act on stage.

*snigger*

Oh come on. Every porn star is SOMEBODY'S BABY.

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Arctic_Fox Wrote:
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> LMAO My partner has a friend who has three kids.
> The daughter is five years old and is continually
> sticking dice, pieces of lego etc. up her arse and
> cooter. She's been taken to the ER on three
> separate occasions after shoving something so high
> up her arse that they couldn't get it out again. I
> don't know if they ever attempt to discipline her
> to prevent her from doing it again, but since it
> keeps happening, my guess is not.



That is SO INCREDIBLY NASTY! Does she think she is a slot machine? There is no telling what gave her the idea to do that shit and I am not sure I even want to know! As for the "what does she write" on her cooter; My husband has an idea about that. He thinks that it's likely that moocow has a tattoo around her twat, and the kid wants to be like moomie. Also, I think this shoving things up their asses is learned behavior as well, and since it's predominantly girls who are shoving foreign objects up their asses, I think they are trying to emulate moomie. They sleep with moomie and duhdyy and likely see sexual activity, they watch moomie dress, take her own baths(however infrequent), and no doubt watch every move they make while on the toilet. My guess is that they see daduddy putting "something' in what they perceive as moomie's ass, they see moomie using tampons, suppositories, douches, etc........

Kids do NOT needs to be exposed to anything surrounding adult sex acts, and they are not old enough to understand that a cooter suppository is for MOOMIES only or understand that it's not going in their asses. THAT'S what I think is happening, which is not surprising because these people are allowing their kids to be exposed to things which SHOULD only be reserved for adults, or explained when they are much much older.

Realistically, I know that it's normal for kids to "explore" their bodies, but I'd be lying if I said it didn't seriously freak me out. Having worked as a camp counselor, I've seen many little kids do this and it really gives me the wiggins. It's just strange seeing a little kid do something of a sexual nature. I'm SO glad that I will never have to deal with kind of behavior (among many other types of undesirable behaviors that kids do).

You know after reading stories of kids running outside and playing with themselves and weirdos putting their miscarriaged fetus in the freezer, Tubgirl, Goatse and 2 Girls and 1 Cup are more feasible to look at.

MIB

What I don't understand is the lack of SHAME in telling the world about this. Good grief, are these people sociopaths? Don't they think that maybe they should be seeking professional help and not looking for advice on moomy boards??

married with rabbits Wrote:
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> Kidlesskim, how do we know that there really isn't
> *something particular* going into moomie's ass?


LOL. I have a pretty good idea that duddy isn't going in the back door because they can't incubate a baybee in their colons. I can't imagine a breeder allowing any precious baby juice to be wasted on their assholes.

kidlesskim Wrote:
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"The kids takes a majik marker to her cooter?"

Maybe the kid thinks that the majik marker is a dildo to shove it in her cooter to play with it as a toy.