Let's see...in addition to being car-less, I'm homeless at the moment. However, I still have my new job.
On my way to said job, the bus transformed into an Altoid box on wheels. The driver was a real douchecanoe. As the hellish ride continued, more breeders and their twat croissants kept squeezing in. One little brat in particular kept hooking his sister's stroller to the wheelchair straps. The driver got pissed off enough to tell the little cumstain to 'leave those damned straps alone' (actual words). I'm surprised his moo didn't go Mama Bear on him...I'm guessing being on the phone had something to do with it. Moo finally folded the stupid stroller.
Next moo who got on was told to fold her stroller, or no ride for her.
As this ride continued, more brats kept coming. I swear I needed earplugs and Crown by the time I got here to the airport...
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Now, I'm here way too early, and thanking myself for getting my tubal.
I may not have a home, but I'm STILL fucking grateful I don't have cooch boulders to deal with!
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Why live in a fishbowl, when you could be swimming in the ocean?
"She, and all other rabid breeders, are like crabs in a bucket headed to Red Lobster. When they see a smarter crab escaping, they try to pull it back in." - Miss Hannigan
"Yeah, that's what family is about - guilt tripping people into cleaning up someone else's mess." - mrs. chinaski
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