Here's an email I received today-time to weep for the future, folks. Our tax dollars hard at work! (My own comments are preceded by an *)
For those who understand, no explanation is needed. For those who do not understand, no explanation is possible.
The following are all replies that Detroit women have written on Child Support Agency Forms in the section for listing 'father's details; or putting it another way..... Who's yo Daddy?
These are genuine excerpts from the forms. Be sure to check out #11. It takes 1st prize and #3 is runner-up
1. Regarding the identity of the father of my twins, Makeeshia was fathered by Maclearndon McKinley. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of Marlinda, but I believe that she was conceived on the same night.
*coughWHOREcough-ugh.
2. I am unsure, as to the identity of the father of my child as I was being sick out of a window when taken unexpectedly from behind. I can provide you with a list of names of men that I think were at the party if this helps.
*Ok, if she's telling the truth, this sucks-rape is never to be taken lightly. However, that's what a little medical marvel called Plan B is for.
3. I do not know the name of the father of my little girl. She was conceived at a party at 3600 East Grand Boulevard where I had sex with a
man I met that night. I do remember that the sex was so good that I fainted. If you do manage to track down the father, can you please send me his phone number? Thanks.
*Funny, yet sad-and why is it these nights of great sex never seem to involve a condom?
4. I don't know the identity of the father of my daughter. He drives a BMW that now has a hole made by my stiletto in one of the door panels.
Perhaps you can contact BMW service stations in this area and see if he's had it replaced.
*Guess the gold-digging backfired on this one.
5. I have never had sex with a man. I am still a Virginian. I am awaiting a letter from the Pope confirming that my son's conception was
ejaculate and that he is the Saver risen again.
*Ten bucks says she saw the Virginian Mary in her scrambled eggs while she was typing this-twenty says the second coming is an anchor baby.
6. I cannot tell you the name of Alleshia's dad as he informs me that to do so would blow his cover and that would have cataclysmic implications for the economy. I am torn between doing right by you and right by the country. Please advise.
*Seriously? People this stupid should be sterilized.
7. I do not know who the father of my child was as they all look the same to me.
*???? All your other welfare brats, or all the men you let into your bed? Which is it, sweety?
8. Tyrone Hairston is the father of child A. If you do catch up with him, can you ask him what he did with my AC/DC CDs? Child B who was also
borned at the same time.... well, I don't have clue.
*What is up with these whores? Not to mention it is not the welfare department's job to settle your small claims, bitch.
9. From the dates it seems that my daughter was conceived at Disney World; maybe it really is the Magic Kingdom .
*Wonder if it was on the spinning teacups?
10. So much about that night is a blur. The only thing that I remember for sure is Delia Smith did a program about eggs earlier in the evening. If I had stayed in and watched more TV rather than going to the
party at 8956 Miller Ave, mine might have remained unfertilized.
*Drinking to drown your dull life is never an answer, darling.
11. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my baby, after all, like when you eat a can of beans you can't be sure which one made you fart.
*So basically she's saying she's the village bicyle and everyone gets a turn. Pure class.
Yep, you guessed it right - you are all paying taxes to support them.